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Bob Sanders
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As long as they think they can see an audience, it won't matter!

Why is no broom furnished with Snow Storm in China?
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JamesTong
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Those cheap sets do not come with the broom.

Why did the magician want to bore the audience with his patter?
Father Photius
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Because they bored him with their lack of applause.


Why did the magician drink only kool-aid.
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He can't afford moonshine..

Why did the magician, mime and juggler get into an argument?...
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The mime started it.

Why did the clown asked to be the referee?
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Because everybody knows all referees are clowns.

What did the magician conjure up for Christmas dinner?
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Anything that can fit in his chick pan.

Why is the magician enjoying his Christmas dinner so much?
Father Photius
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Because the shelter seldom lets him eat there.


Why did the kangaroo not hang a christmas stocking?
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( Father P, seems to me you may know a trick or 2 about BDSM.....how else would you have known? HMMMMMMM?!?! LOL)

She used her pouch so her son Joey would have first choice of the good gifts

What did the kangaroo say to the clown?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Mike Brezler
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Hop to it Bozo?


Why did the Lone Ranger take his horse in the Saloon?
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To have a good shave.

Why did the Lone Ranger not want to be a magician?
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Because Tonto would call him kemo-swami..

Why did the magician open his xmas gifts last?...
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He was still posting at the Café.

Why did Superman and Wonder Woman team up as the Magic Duo?
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On 2009-12-26 00:33, MikeHMagic wrote:
( Father P, seems to me you may know a trick or 2 about BDSM.....how else would you have known? HMMMMMMM?!?! LOL)

(Fr. P has a Ph.D in psychology, that is how he knows.)

Because my mother made me, she was always trying to fix me up with WW, but my heart belongs to Nani.

Why did the magician buy a collection of Super Magician comic books?
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Bob Sanders
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Because the DVD was too hard to understand.

Why would a Texas think PhD stands for Post Hole Digger?
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I have no clue of why a State such as Texas would think PhD stood for post hole digger. As for Texans, because most folks with PhDs from U. of Alabama do tht for a living in Texas.


Why did the Crimson Tide hire an illusionist?
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Bob Sanders
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To give other teams the delusion of hope that the Crimson Tide could be defeated.

Why do we tell Texans that a football is pigskin?
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Maybe then they will get their swine flu shot..

Why were there only 3 people in line for the magicians autograph?...
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Everyone else went for the swine flu shot.

Why did the magician want a double dose swine flu shot?
MikeHMagic
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He was a Really BIG Ham!!

Why didn't the new years baby get a swine flushot
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