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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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As long as they think they can see an audience, it won't matter!
Why is no broom furnished with Snow Storm in China? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Those cheap sets do not come with the broom.
Why did the magician want to bore the audience with his patter? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they bored him with their lack of applause.
Why did the magician drink only kool-aid.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He can't afford moonshine..
Why did the magician, mime and juggler get into an argument?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The mime started it.
Why did the clown asked to be the referee? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because everybody knows all referees are clowns.
What did the magician conjure up for Christmas dinner?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Anything that can fit in his chick pan.
Why is the magician enjoying his Christmas dinner so much? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the shelter seldom lets him eat there.
Why did the kangaroo not hang a christmas stocking?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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( Father P, seems to me you may know a trick or 2 about BDSM.....how else would you have known? HMMMMMMM?!?! LOL)
She used her pouch so her son Joey would have first choice of the good gifts What did the kangaroo say to the clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts
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Hop to it Bozo?
Why did the Lone Ranger take his horse in the Saloon? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To have a good shave.
Why did the Lone Ranger not want to be a magician? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Because Tonto would call him kemo-swami..
Why did the magician open his xmas gifts last?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was still posting at the Café.
Why did Superman and Wonder Woman team up as the Magic Duo? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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On 2009-12-26 00:33, MikeHMagic wrote: (Fr. P has a Ph.D in psychology, that is how he knows.) Because my mother made me, she was always trying to fix me up with WW, but my heart belongs to Nani. Why did the magician buy a collection of Super Magician comic books?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because the DVD was too hard to understand.
Why would a Texas think PhD stands for Post Hole Digger? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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I have no clue of why a State such as Texas would think PhD stood for post hole digger. As for Texans, because most folks with PhDs from U. of Alabama do tht for a living in Texas.
Why did the Crimson Tide hire an illusionist?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To give other teams the delusion of hope that the Crimson Tide could be defeated.
Why do we tell Texans that a football is pigskin? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Maybe then they will get their swine flu shot..
Why were there only 3 people in line for the magicians autograph?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Everyone else went for the swine flu shot.
Why did the magician want a double dose swine flu shot? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was a Really BIG Ham!!
Why didn't the new years baby get a swine flushot
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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