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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because he was so young he hand't had a chance to pig out yet.
Why did the magician put his shoes on the wrong feet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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To save time when he turned around.
Why do they take the turn signals off a magician's car? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They will also take away 25 other lights blinking all over the car too.
Why did the magician decorate his car with flowers? |
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Drake New user I feel bad having only 59 Posts
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He was trying to go Green
Why did the magician decide to go to the zoo? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To test out his routines on the chimpazees.
Why did the magician prefers to use animal tested routines? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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He was performing at the zoo..
Why did the magician swim the English Channel?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To test the waters for his future gigs.
Why did the magician decided to sell all his illusions props? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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He thought that mentalists didn't have to make an investment in their acts.
Why did the magician refuse to use stamps from the Post Office? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They refuse to accept his food stamps.
Why did the magician start his act with a thunderous roaring laughter? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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He forgot his pants..
When is the best time to cue your applause?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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After the audiences wake up.
Why did the magician got mad during the show? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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After the show the only one to be angry with was himself.
Why don't magicians carry a lucky rabbit's foot? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are using horse shoes now.
How do mimes close their clients for their gigs? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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The client opens the invisible door, and pays the mime stuck in the box...
Why do mimes and jugglers get along so well?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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They agree by saying nothing.
How can a mime tell he is too loud? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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He breaks a finger trying to bust out of that darn box..
Why did the vent use a juggler as a dummy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he thought all jugglers were dummies.
What did the plumber think when he reached into his tool box and pulled out professor's nightmare?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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"I wanted the Snap On quality."..
Why did the magician become a pilot?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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To make his career soar sky high
Wht did the clown put a penny in each of her shoes?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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To make sure she got her 2 cents in the act.
How do clowns carry their money? |
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