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Inside their big shoes.

Why did the mime refuse to talk to the clown?
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The clowns act left him speechless.

Why did the magician carry a dachund under his arm?
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So he can produce it whenever he wants.

Why did the mime exchange his costume wih the clown?
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He was a drag mime and the clown was female.

What did the magician do with the pea after he finished the shell game?
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He took it for lunch.

What did the mime say to the magician during their break?
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Nothing, he is a mime.

Why did the magician shoot the mime?
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Because the magician could not get the mime to talk and reveal anything.

Why did the magician sell off his magic table?
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Because people kept refusing to pay him under it.

Why did the magician steal a set of golf clubs?
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So he can sell them to Tiger Woods.

Why did the magician take up golfing?
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He wanted to have as many girlfriends as Tiger.


Why did the magician pull a rabbit out of a golf hole?
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He was trying to impress one of Tiger's girlfriend.

What happened to him when the rabbit got stuck?
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He had to take a bogie on the hole.

Why did the magician lash his assistant to a golf cart?
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To impress the girls with his latest illusion.

Why was the magician kicked out of the golf course?
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He kept making the holes vanish.

Why do malysian magicians only drink scotch?
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They don't have moonshine over here.

Why do Malaysian magicians have weird sense of humor?
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The visit the "Now that's funny" forum on the Magic Café.

How do you make a Malaysian magician laugh?
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Exactly like the laughing hyenas Smile

Why do Malaysian magicians like using the thumb tips?
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To stop them from biting their fingernails..

Why did the magician quit Vegas?...
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He got a show in Malaysia.

Why did the magician likes working around the world?
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They didn't want him on this side..

Why did the magician perform on every continent?...
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