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JamesTong
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He is trying to collect food stamps from everywhere in the world.

Why did the magician prefer working resturants only?
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He thought that with the audience seated at a table, if they hated his magic he would get a running head start before they could come after him.

Why do magicians like to eat before the show?
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JamesTong
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They won't be able to when the audiences go after them.

Why did the magician dress in colorful costume?
Bob Sanders
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To not be noticed among the tourists.

Why does a magician need a butter knife?
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To butter up his audience before the show.


Why did the maagician throw blueberry pies at his audience.
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They were out of strawberry

Why were they out of strawberry pies?
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I got there first

Why wouldn't the magician a key lime pie?
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Bob Sanders
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He was not an escape artist and it was KEY lime pie.

Why did magicians quit doing magic dressed in robes?
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Father Photius
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Because the bishop made me stop.

Why did the magician ride a camel on stage?
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Bob Sanders
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It went with his very dry humor.

Why did the magicians produce a load of hot peppers?
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Because they couldn't produce fire...

Why did the magician cut one of the peppers open?
Father Photius
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Because it was a chili day.

Why did the assistant steal the magicians change bag?
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She wanted to buy a gumball..

Why are there 245 pages of posts here?...
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Because that many of us have waaaayyyyyyy too much time on our hands

Why do you suppose we do that rather than practice?
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JamesTong
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It is more relaxed to post dumb jokes.

Why do magicians give all kinds of excuses not to practice?
Bob Sanders
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The act wasn't that good the first time they saw it.

Why do magicians make changes on stage?
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JamesTong
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That's the latest trend in magic.


Why did the magician not welcome 2010?
Bob Sanders
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It makes James Bond 007 a going away thing.

What makes magicians collect strange things?
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JamesTong
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Only strange things catch their attention.

Why do magicians see strange things as something valuable?
Bob Sanders
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The other stuff only has common vales.

Why did the magician wear both socks on the same foot?
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