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JamesTong
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One sock to cover the other one that has a hole in it.

Why did the magician feel disappointed with the masked moron?
MikeHMagic
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He uses more illusions

How many clowns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
joseph
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None..That's what magicians are for..

How many mimes does it take to pretend to change a light bulb?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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They will never tell!

How does a mime get help on a stranded elevator?
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Father Photius
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He pushes the alarm button.


Why did the magician perform his act in a two holer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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It was the largest building he could find.

Why did Red Skelton call a phone booth a ten holer?
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Father Photius
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Because there are ten holes in the dial.

Why did the magician become a grammar host?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JRob
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Somebody had to show those grammars a good time

why did the grammar host become a magician?
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joseph
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Does he have to spell it out for you?...

Why did the magician produce a 10# block of ice?...
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Bob Sanders
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It was to illustrate an aging Bo Derek.

What about knowing magic helps with being a Grammar Host?
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JamesTong
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So you know how to correct those dumb magic jokes.

What is so different about the year 2010 as compared to 2009?
Bob Sanders
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No cats! A cat only has nine lives.

Why do magicians have to use digital watches?
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joseph
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Sundials are too heavy..

Why did the magician go to Greece?...
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Father Photius
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He wanted some decent mousaka.


Why did the magician flush his rabbit down the toilet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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The spring wore out..

Why did the magician smile at the waitress?...
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Father Photius
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He wanted her to see how he looked wearing her teeth.

Why did the judge sentence the magician's assistance to 20 years?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JRob
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If you had seen their act you wouldn't have to ask

why did the judge hearing the case run screaming from the courtroom?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Bob Sanders
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They offered to do a repeat performance just for him.

Who was that famous redneck magician?
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joseph
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The same one who performed the lota still..

What was the magicians New Years resolution?...
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JRob
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To lay off gag tag...darn, another one gets broken


why did the magician dread the first of the year?
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