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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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Now instead of being one ahead he is one behind.
What do magicians NOT collect? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Dust
What do clowns and mentalists have in common?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Neither have much important to say but they both look and act funny.
Why do clowns try to look fat? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So no one can recognize them out of costume.
Why do clowns wear tiny hats?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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There is not much there to protect.
Why are clown noses not square? |
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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Because their fingers won't fit in the corners.
What did the shoe say to the floor? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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I'm just one soul above you.
Why does SC have two magic conventions the same week? |
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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Because we couldn't figure out how to pull off just one!
What did the magician say as he crossed the harbor on a sailboat? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17379 Posts
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Where's the bathroom on this thing?..
Why did the magician order crow in the restaurant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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Because it was the cheapest item on the menu.
Where does a magician keep his magic wand before a show? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He had worked there before.
Why don't magicians use black birds instead of white birds in magic? |
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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They're all unionized!
Where does a magician keep his magic wand before a show? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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In his magic wand holder
Why do clowns have red noses?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they are all sots.
Why did the magician ride the horse backwards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mrunge Inner circle Charleston, SC 3717 Posts
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Because the horse was the only one who knew where he was going.
What did the parrot say to the magician before the cruise show started? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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One more wise crack out of you in the show and I'm giving you the bird.
Why did the magician hire Tonto as his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because in Spanish that means Stupid and it was a great match for "He who knows nothing".
Why do clowns wear gloves? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To hide their finger prints.
Why did the equistrian buy an ostrich?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To save money on horse shoes.
What is a magician's favorite type dog? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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A daschound made from a 260 balloon
How did the clown save money on 260 balloons?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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