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Bob Sanders
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Now instead of being one ahead he is one behind.

What do magicians NOT collect?
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MikeHMagic
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Dust

What do clowns and mentalists have in common?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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Neither have much important to say but they both look and act funny.

Why do clowns try to look fat?
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So no one can recognize them out of costume.

Why do clowns wear tiny hats?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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There is not much there to protect.

Why are clown noses not square?
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mrunge
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Because their fingers won't fit in the corners.

What did the shoe say to the floor?
Bob Sanders
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I'm just one soul above you.

Why does SC have two magic conventions the same week?
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mrunge
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Because we couldn't figure out how to pull off just one!

What did the magician say as he crossed the harbor on a sailboat?
joseph
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Where's the bathroom on this thing?..

Why did the magician order crow in the restaurant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
mrunge
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Because it was the cheapest item on the menu.

Where does a magician keep his magic wand before a show?
Bob Sanders
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He had worked there before.

Why don't magicians use black birds instead of white birds in magic?
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mrunge
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They're all unionized!

Where does a magician keep his magic wand before a show?
MikeHMagic
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In his magic wand holder

Why do clowns have red noses?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Because they are all sots.


Why did the magician ride the horse backwards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because the horse was the only one who knew where he was going.

What did the parrot say to the magician before the cruise show started?
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One more wise crack out of you in the show and I'm giving you the bird.

Why did the magician hire Tonto as his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Because in Spanish that means Stupid and it was a great match for "He who knows nothing".

Why do clowns wear gloves?
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Father Photius
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To hide their finger prints.

Why did the equistrian buy an ostrich?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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To save money on horse shoes.

What is a magician's favorite type dog?
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MikeHMagic
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A daschound made from a 260 balloon

How did the clown save money on 260 balloons?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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