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None.. .. but Noah took 2. However Moses did insist on a room with a view and complained about the monkeys in his cabin.

what wasthe name of the very first magic convention that flopped.
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Methuselah Magic Mysteries (now that's old - thumb tips were carved from wood)


What was Moses' favorite trick to do in front of Pharoah?
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Watch while I show you my snake... (He would get arrested today for that)

What did Moses say to Aaron after he show Pharoah his snake?
magic4u02
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Now boy. THAT is show business.

What did Noah say to the animals to get their cooperation?
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"unless you want to be stuffed in a hat or sawed in two, behave!"

What was Moses 3rd best trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Getting Aaron to speak for him.

What did David Blaine say when he say Criss Angel's (self) levitation on TV?
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Hey..want to see somthin cool...

What did Chris say back?
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Everytime I look in the mirror...

How did Moses follow up his trick of parting the red sea?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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By making the Egyptians dissappear.

Why was he upset when he returned from the mount to find a golden bull?
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Because it wasn't how it looked in the catalogue.

Who was the fastest man in history?
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The guy who invented the flobeee after everyone realized how stupid the thing was. lol

what do you do if you are on stage in the middle of an audience helper trick and you realize you have to blow the biggest and loudest fart in history?
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Regret that you didn't take ventriloquism lessons?

What's the new New York State motto going to be?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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For a few thousand dollars...you too can LOVE NY.

What should the motto be for the "Now Tht's Funny" section of the Café?
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Have joke thread will travel (forever)...

What do magicians do with their old jokes?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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They come to the Café and spill them here so we can all moan and groan and get sick from reading them.

What is the best non-common magic word you have ever heard or come across?
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Netiquette....(sic???) (I think her last name is Funicello)

Where do you go to find your patience?


(written following this morning's learning lesson...Mini Wax looks better on the wood then on our new carpet..Good thing my wonderful wife has a sense of humor..but as someone said.."I digress"...
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To stop me from saying " a doctor's surgery" I'll share one of my favourite little rhymes:

Patience is a virtue and virtue is a grace,
And Grace is a little girl who wouldn't wash her face.

How many men does it take to lift a Maddabooboo?
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Depends on how big your Maddabooboo is.

What the heck is a Maddabooboo?
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Why nothing, Yogi.

why did the train come into the station?
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Because it was raining outside? Or because it was TOO TOO Tired!

How high is up?
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