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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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A snow cone (he's a magician not a sculptor).
Why did the magician always close his eyes when he made "the move"?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To fool himself.
Why did the magician shine his shoes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So he could peek at the bottom card.
Why did the magician only perform when it was cold outside?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17544 Posts
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He only did space walk magic..
Why did the magician produce snowballs as a final load?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he wanted a frosty finish.
How did the elephant make the gorilla vanish?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He allowed the donkey to offer a government bailout with free peanuts.
Why did the magician refuse to eat at IHOP? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he was allergic to peanuts and he thought it stood for International House of Peanuts.
Why did the magician want a contract to play Las Vegas?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he has a chance to watch The Great Tongini perform.
Why did the magician like busking in Las Vegas? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17544 Posts
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People liked watching him instead of Joan Rivers..
Why did the magician buy a magic calendar?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He does not know what a diary or daily organiser is.
Why did the magician like buying souvenirs in Vegas? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17544 Posts
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He didn't know they were half price everywhere else..
Why did the magician do a free show?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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In exchange for a ticket to watch the latest strippers' acts.
Why is the magician more interested in watching other people perform magic than his own? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17544 Posts
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He loved borrowing other peoples material..
What did the magician name his dove?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Spot! (He made them often.)
Why aren't magicians allowed to have a sewing machine? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17544 Posts
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Because they spend enough time on these threads..
Why did the magician become a witch?...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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It was a black day in history.
Why don't magicians' assistance want a promotion? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17544 Posts
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$5 a show wasn't enough..
Why did the magician perform at a hockey game?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he loved hearing the Canadian national anthem.
Why did the magician feed baloney to his tigers?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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His whip was all out of crackers.
What did Roy call his polka dotted tiger? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A Leopard
Why did Roy Rogers refuse to ride across the Magic Valley Ranch?
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