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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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He was lost and waiting to hear the Lone Ranger to say "Hi Ho Silver, Away" had been found at last.
Why did Pat Butrum drive a Jeep? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Pat Butrum was Gene Autrey's side kick and Mr. Haney, Pat Brady drove Nelly Bell and it was because he wouldn't have been near as funny on a horse.
Why is Bob's memory fading so fast?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Steve Burton Loyal user 260 Posts
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It was actually, "Hi Yo, Silver" not "Hi-Ho" . It's a shortened form of Hey You. Clayton Moore told me this.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Why is Bob's memory fading so fast? The bright lights fade things!
Why don't people with amnesia make notes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Oh that's easy...uh, what was the question?
What did Buffalo Bob say to Clarabell when he made Chief Thunderthud disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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Just keep princess summer fall winter spring here...
Why was Howdy Doody always smiling?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he knew what Clarabell was really thinking.
Why did Flubadub become a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Flubadub had the gift of perfect language and never made a mistake.
Why did Buffalo Bob wear a lavender suit? (He really did!) |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it was made by Buffalo Bruce.
Why did Wizzo try to vanish Bozo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was jealous of his glowing red nose.
Why did Bozo dye his hair? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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It was turning blue..
Why was Finius T. Bluster so grumpy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He wasn't Grumpy belongs to the Disney Corp.
Why did Bozo take the kiddie magician to the city dump?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted him to learn the business from the bottom up.
Why do magicians look for plastic bags in the luggage department? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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He hands them out to easily sickened people before his show..
Why did Dilly Dally want Nanis autograph?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Who Doesn't?
Why did Nani cross the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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To find where she left her "Mark"..
Why did they cancel the latest magic show on tv?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The audience the sponsors wanted disappeared.
How do you know that your wand is too wide? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts
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When you do the wand spin, it hits your eye..
Why did the magician produce 12 wands?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he didn't have 13 wands
Why did the wand cross the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To make the transposition.
Why do Zombi Balls hate gimmicks? |
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