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He was lost and waiting to hear the Lone Ranger to say "Hi Ho Silver, Away" had been found at last.

Why did Pat Butrum drive a Jeep?
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Pat Butrum was Gene Autrey's side kick and Mr. Haney, Pat Brady drove Nelly Bell and it was because he wouldn't have been near as funny on a horse.

Why is Bob's memory fading so fast?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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It was actually, "Hi Yo, Silver" not "Hi-Ho" . It's a shortened form of Hey You. Clayton Moore told me this.
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Why is Bob's memory fading so fast? The bright lights fade things!

Why don't people with amnesia make notes?
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Oh that's easy...uh, what was the question?

What did Buffalo Bob say to Clarabell when he made Chief Thunderthud disappear?
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Just keep princess summer fall winter spring here...

Why was Howdy Doody always smiling?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he knew what Clarabell was really thinking.

Why did Flubadub become a magician?
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Flubadub had the gift of perfect language and never made a mistake.

Why did Buffalo Bob wear a lavender suit? (He really did!)
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Because it was made by Buffalo Bruce.


Why did Wizzo try to vanish Bozo?
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He was jealous of his glowing red nose.

Why did Bozo dye his hair?
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It was turning blue..

Why was Finius T. Bluster so grumpy?...
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He wasn't Grumpy belongs to the Disney Corp.

Why did Bozo take the kiddie magician to the city dump?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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He wanted him to learn the business from the bottom up.

Why do magicians look for plastic bags in the luggage department?
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He hands them out to easily sickened people before his show..

Why did Dilly Dally want Nanis autograph?...
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Who Doesn't?

Why did Nani cross the road?
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To find where she left her "Mark"..

Why did they cancel the latest magic show on tv?...
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The audience the sponsors wanted disappeared.

How do you know that your wand is too wide?
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When you do the wand spin, it hits your eye..

Why did the magician produce 12 wands?...
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Because he didn't have 13 wands

Why did the wand cross the road?
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To make the transposition.

Why do Zombi Balls hate gimmicks?
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