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They are always sticking it to them..

Why do silks wrinkle?...
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Bob Sanders
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They don't have enough fat.

What is the relationship between the Super Bowl and Super-X?
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Its Super Duper! Thanks for asking

Why did the zombie ball cross the road?
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Father Photius
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To get away from the two bit magician.

What does TSA think about foo cans?
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They don't think, they know

Why did the clown ride on the wing of he plane?
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Bob Sanders
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He had claustrophobia.

Why aren't clown noses blue?
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They prefer jazz

Why can't clowns swim?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Their big shoes weigh them down too much.

Why did Clarabell only honk?
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Bob Sanders
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Cow horns ran in the family.

Do clowns have to shop in the funny clothes department?
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No, but they love to be seen in public

Why did the clown wear an ice cream cone for a nose?
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His name was Sprinkles the Clown. Maybe Ice Cream the Clown. Because a waffle cone was too big.

Why did the Clown throw away his rubber sludgehammer to do a magic act?
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He heard that if you can't beat them, join them.

What did the magician hide in his sock drawer?
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His wife found out he just bought a zig zag illusion..

Why did the magician stop performing the pea can?...
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He learned how Yankees pronounce pecan.

How the magician know his dog could read?
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MikeHMagic
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His cat told him.

Why do jesters wear bells?
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Bob Sanders
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It may be the only "clapper" in the audience.

Why do beginner magicians go for numbers of tricks performed per hour instead of working on entertaining the audience?
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Father Photius
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Because they think if they blow a lot of tricks at once the audience will think it is all part of the act.


Why did the magician buy three horseshoes?
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This particular horse could single foot.

Why don't horses ever run for political office?
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Father Photius
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Only half of them works once elected.

Why did the magician sell his talking horse?
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The horse told him to.

Why did the horse cross the road?
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