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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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To head back to the magician who just sold him, it is an old scam.
Why did the old lady kick the magician in the shin?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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She couldn't reach his..............knee
What did the old lady say to the mentalist clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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I had heard mentalist are clowns.
Why did the magician wear white socks on stage? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He was the Great Tomsoni.
Why does Bob Sanders wear his shorts backwards when he performs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Whats the difference? Like BOB- it's all the same both forward and backward!
What did the rubber chicken say to the magician?
Robert Haas
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Nothing, rubber chickens can't talk....I know because my spring snake told me so.
What did the nun say to the clown?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Just a bunch of nunsense.
Why did the drunk magician sit on his dove pan?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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To help hatch the eggs in it..
Why did the magician do a misers dream with washers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought it was Holy money.
How do you solve the problem of holding up a card so they can see both sides at once? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Using my cat like ninja trained skills
How else could you do that?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Tape a mirror to your eye..
Why did the magician do 100 tricks in 1 minute?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Their hands are quicker than the WHY?
Why don't magicians wear red socks? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They're Chicago White Sox fan
What do you get when you cross a rubber chicken & a mentalist nun?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A tough bird that doesn't have a clue.
Why did the magician turn to drink?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Why not?
Why did he use a bottomless glass?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he didn't want to be accused of going over the top.
What did the magician say when he woke up in Madonna's bedroom?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Help!...
Why did the magician do 10 wedding receptions in one day?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he doesn't go to "11"
Why did the necromancer have a pet pelican?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because he couldn't fit a pet pterodactyl in a cage.
What was the title of the book he wrote about it's care? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Popular Care for Perplexing Pelicans
Where did the bald magician hide his toupee?
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