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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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We are dodging anything that arrives in a Black & White.
Why do you never see a magician performing with sea Urchins? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because land urchins at those birthday parties are already hard enough to handle.
Why did the juggler juggle Eggos?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To keep anyone from touching his Eggos.
Why don't magicians tie granny knots? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because Granny objects.
How do you tie a square circle knot?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Use black art rope in the center.
Why don't playing cards have sharp corners? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So they match a clown's wit
What was the wombat's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Working days..
Why did the magician perform at the white house?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The Vatican was already booked.
Why didn't the magician perform for Congress?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Nobody was willing to take the time to explain the tricks to them. Everything is not tax and spend.
Why did the magician only use blind rabbits? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He didn't want them to see how the trick was done.
What three magicians were known for the appearing moose trick?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Larry, Curly and Moe
What effect did they like better than the appearing moose?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The vanishing three mooseketeers.
How do you make a moose vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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Appear Sarah Palin in your Temple of Benares.
What trick is Rocky and Bullwinkle's favorite? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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That trick never works PRESTO!
Why did moose & squrrel become mentalists?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they had more brains that Boris and Natasha.
What did Commander McBrag claim was his greatest illusion?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Making moose & squirrel mentalists
What was Beany & Cecil's favorite clown trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The sea sick sea serpent sletzer water bottle vanish
How many magicians does it take to make an audience disappear?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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That depends on the script. Often a cast of one is more than sufficient.
Why do we avoid registering magic wands in America? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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I've often WANDered that myself
What kind of sandwich did the moose give to Sarah Palin?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Venison..
What were the masked morons last words?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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