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Bob Sanders
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We are dodging anything that arrives in a Black & White.

Why do you never see a magician performing with sea Urchins?
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Because land urchins at those birthday parties are already hard enough to handle.

Why did the juggler juggle Eggos?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To keep anyone from touching his Eggos.

Why don't magicians tie granny knots?
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Bill Ligon
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Because Granny objects.

How do you tie a square circle knot?
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Use black art rope in the center.

Why don't playing cards have sharp corners?
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So they match a clown's wit

What was the wombat's favorite trick?
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Working days..

Why did the magician perform at the white house?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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The Vatican was already booked.

Why didn't the magician perform for Congress?
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Nobody was willing to take the time to explain the tricks to them. Everything is not tax and spend.

Why did the magician only use blind rabbits?
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Father Photius
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He didn't want them to see how the trick was done.

What three magicians were known for the appearing moose trick?
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Larry, Curly and Moe

What effect did they like better than the appearing moose?
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The vanishing three mooseketeers.


How do you make a moose vanish?
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Appear Sarah Palin in your Temple of Benares.

What trick is Rocky and Bullwinkle's favorite?
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That trick never works PRESTO!

Why did moose & squrrel become mentalists?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Because they had more brains that Boris and Natasha.

What did Commander McBrag claim was his greatest illusion?
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Making moose & squirrel mentalists

What was Beany & Cecil's favorite clown trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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The sea sick sea serpent sletzer water bottle vanish

How many magicians does it take to make an audience disappear?
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That depends on the script. Often a cast of one is more than sufficient.

Why do we avoid registering magic wands in America?
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I've often WANDered that myself

What kind of sandwich did the moose give to Sarah Palin?
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Venison..

What were the masked morons last words?...
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