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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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This original! I invented it!
Why don't rattle snakes bite the Masked Moron? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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They won't harm another snake in the grass..
Why was the juggler blushing?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He got caught red-handed.
What is the greatest problem for a blind juggler? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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A deaf drummer
What did the deaf audience say to the ventriloquist?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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We will have to read the dummys lips..
What did the hand cream do to the magicians fingers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Too much. It was vanishing cream.
Why do magicians buy cans of spray paint with tops? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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To spray thier top props
What color spray paint did the clown use for "makeup"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Clone white
How many rabid squirrels can a magician backpalm?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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You can't, hey can only be classic palmed
Why did the magician give the clown a rabid rabbit?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He was out of rabid rats..
What is the magicians favorite cereal?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Kellogs, it was the name that made all the tricks work on the Magic Land of Allakazam.
Why did Mark put Nani in a box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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HE couldn't find a pumpkin
Why did Nani Drive off in the choo choo train sawing trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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She wanted to leave in one piece..
Why did the magician collect green magic wands?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To match the color of his shoes and socks.
What did the magician do with the green color wands? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He did magic for tree huggers.
How do redneck magicians use a chainsaw? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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We don't know, one never survived using one to tell us.
Why did the magician boil his Fakini balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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To aid his red hot finale
Why don't green magic wands turn red?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because then they wouldn't be green magic wands.
Why did the elf try to bag Santa?
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He heard Santa belonged to the Loyal Order of Moose.
Where does James Tong hide his gummy bears?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Inside his crocheted balls
Why did the magician's assistant dye her hair green?
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