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Father Photius
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Stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign reading "will do magic for food"

Why don't people ever sleep at magic conventions?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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They do ... with their eyes open.

Why do magicians attend magic conventions?
MikeHMagic
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Because we're out of place at the Houskeeper's convention

Where do clowns migrate in spring?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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Out of Sarasota, Florida.

What would you call a cemetery for magicians?
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MikeHMagic
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Have A Cadaver Park

What would you call a clown cemetary?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JRob
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The judge panel on America's Got Talent

How do you keep a clown in suspense?
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MikeHMagic
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I'll tell you later

Why did the clown wear a tuxedo with a strand of pearls?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He looked naked in just a strand of pearls.

Why did the magician put his rabbit in a fish tank?
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Father Photius
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Because he felt there was something fishy about the rabbit.

Why did the magician produce a Japanese lantern?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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The other one caused the Chicago Fire.

How does a magician tell one end of a magic wand from the other?
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JRob
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Well, this end is white and the other end is...ummm...uh...let me get back to you on that

Why was the magician not allowed to purchase flash paper?
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Bob Sanders
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It was a given that anything was bright than he was.

Why do magicians use rabbits with long ears and short tails?
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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joseph
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They are easier to pull out of a hat than an elephant..

Why do magicians kiss their doves?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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Magicians need love too

What did the rabbit say to the court jester?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
joseph
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Are you on before or after the magician?..

Why did the jester, vent and magician fight?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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They were just clowning around

What happened to the Rabbit in Vegas?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders
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He had a very hare-raising experience.

What did Houdini have over OJ?
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About 6 feet of dirt.

What did Kreskin say when asked if he can find OJ's missing glove?
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Larry Bean
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I'm digging enough holes for
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O.J. has paid me more not to find it.

Has OJ ever practiced the art of magic?
daffydoug
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Yes, he made his life and career disappear.

How many O.J's does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
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