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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign reading "will do magic for food"
Why don't people ever sleep at magic conventions?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They do ... with their eyes open.
Why do magicians attend magic conventions? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because we're out of place at the Houskeeper's convention
Where do clowns migrate in spring?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Out of Sarasota, Florida.
What would you call a cemetery for magicians? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Have A Cadaver Park
What would you call a clown cemetary?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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The judge panel on America's Got Talent
How do you keep a clown in suspense?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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I'll tell you later
Why did the clown wear a tuxedo with a strand of pearls?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He looked naked in just a strand of pearls.
Why did the magician put his rabbit in a fish tank?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he felt there was something fishy about the rabbit.
Why did the magician produce a Japanese lantern?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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The other one caused the Chicago Fire.
How does a magician tell one end of a magic wand from the other? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Well, this end is white and the other end is...ummm...uh...let me get back to you on that
Why was the magician not allowed to purchase flash paper?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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It was a given that anything was bright than he was.
Why do magicians use rabbits with long ears and short tails? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17550 Posts
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They are easier to pull out of a hat than an elephant..
Why do magicians kiss their doves?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Magicians need love too
What did the rabbit say to the court jester?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17550 Posts
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Are you on before or after the magician?..
Why did the jester, vent and magician fight?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They were just clowning around
What happened to the Rabbit in Vegas?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He had a very hare-raising experience.
What did Houdini have over OJ? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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About 6 feet of dirt.
What did Kreskin say when asked if he can find OJ's missing glove?
Robert Haas
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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O.J. has paid me more not to find it.
Has OJ ever practiced the art of magic? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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Yes, he made his life and career disappear.
How many O.J's does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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