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Father Photius
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About that much higher than down.


What do you call a magician who owns six squared circles?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jocdoc
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A failure of geometric proportions.

Why did Yogi and Boo Boo hide from Mr. Ranger Sir?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Larry Bean
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They could "bear"ly stand to see him.

What is Yogi's favorite magic trick?
magicgeorge
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The vanishing pickernick basket.

What do you get if you cross George Bush with Bullwinkle?
magic4u02
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A president who doesn't know how to pull a rabbit out of a hat and who's first lady is a squirrel.

What was George's hat in its former life?
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jocdoc
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A bed pan (I sincerely apologize for the potty humor...)

How did Boris Badanov seduce the lovely Natasha?
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magic4u02
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Simple.. Natasha loved BAD boys and Boris badanove was the baddest around.

Who is sexier.. Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble and why?
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magicgeorge
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Wilma because I'd love to make her bedrock.

What do you get if you cross a cricket with an elephant?
trickytrav
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Much flattened grass.

Why did the cricket cross the road
magic4u02
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To prove to the opossom it could be done!

Why did Jocdoc cross the road?
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jocdoc
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I thought that it was the Royal Road to Card Magic!

Why was Simon Bar sinister?
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magic4u02
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Because Simon Bar Nice guy was already bought out by another .com company. =)

What is another great use for Joc's hat?
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Sometimes the Cialis works longer than it's supposed to and I'm not ready to perform my stand up act... (at least my magic one; oh wait, that's magic, too!)

Name some other good stand up effects.
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magic4u02
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Getting up in the morning. That is always a good one for me. If I can stand up with out falling over, the day is starting off good.

What is the best thing a magician can do to waste time while waiting to go on to perform?
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Larry Bean
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Collect money by panhandling the people in line who are in line to buy tickets.


Why are there so many magic conventions nowadays?
magic4u02
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Because the government decided that they did not want us "magician" types out on the streets. It was easier keeping us all confined to one spot.

Why are there so many magicians copying other magicians acts?
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Larry Bean
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Because copycat-ing is so much easier than being original thinkers.

Why do some magicians copy routines that aren't even worth copying in the first place.
Father Photius
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Because without that, Kyle has no act. (we really do like you kyle)

What does a magician do when he has come to the bottom of his bag of tricks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magic4u02
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He goes to Kyle and asks him for other routines he has stolen and still not used. lol

What was the "Where's the beef" ladies second choice for her line?
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ERIC
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Oohh! BIG BUNS!

Why didn't they let her use it?
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