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joseph
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None...not where he is anyway..

Why did the magician wear cowboy boots?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because he knew that the s%$% was about to get really high...

Why did David Blaine tie Criss Angel's shoes?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Because they had laces and not buckles.

What did the magician say to Hannah Montana?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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Who's your daddy?

Why are magicians so familiar with rope?
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Father Photius
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Their audiences use lots of it when they run them out of town.

Why do magicians fear the smell of hot tar?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Birds of a feather will stick together with tar.

Why is there no campus for the School for Scoundrels in Washington DC?
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They're all graduates in DC

Why did the magician's assistant wear platform boots?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JRob
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Because he was performing in DC and we all know what is piled higher and deeper there.

What is the best venue in DC for performing magic?
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Bob Sanders
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Grant's tomb.

Why is it so hard to do magic on a submarine?
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Bill Ligon
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Somebody keeps leaving the hatch open.

What did the parrot say to the magician?
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Bob Sanders
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You use words almost appropriately!

Why are the backs of playing cards available in more variations than the fronts?
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Father Photius
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They don't have a union (and by the way, Grant's Tomb is in NYC not DC)


How many maps do you have to buy to get Bob home?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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None, he uses Grant's appearing map trick

A bartender walks into a magic show and says...?
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joseph
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Who ordered the scotch & soda?...

Why did the bartender take up magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To keep his tips from disappearing.


Why did the magician fill his change bag with rechargable batteries?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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For quick recovery if his act went dead.

When a magicians measures string, does he measure North and South or East and West?
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MikeHMagic
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He doesn't...he uses rope

Why did the clown put her foot into a change bag?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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To change her shoes.

Why do magiciians saw a woman in half instead of seen a woman in half?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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They learned the trick on a seesaw.

Why did the magician perform on a trampoline?
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To show that he can perform in mid-air.

What happened when he jumped too high?
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