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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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He kissed the sky!
Why did the clown dye her dove purple?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To play the part of Grapes in the Rafters.
Why don't doves have long legs? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Because they fly and don't have to run.
When doves fly, do they go first class?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Only if they are enroute to Vegas..
Why do magicians dye doves?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They think that changs the flavor
Why do clowns twist balloons?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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They are easier to swallow..
Why do guys juggle chainsaws?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because belt sandrs have cords
Why did the clown try to breed a rabbit with a rubber chicken?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He thought it might fit in his thumbtip..
Why did the magician wear polka dotted pants?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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So he wouldn't look conspicuous.
Why did the magician levitate his mailbox?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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A truck just knocked it over..
Where did the magician put his portable hole?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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In his invisible pocket.
How could you use extra thick playing cards? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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On an extra thick spectator
Why don't they make a rubber moose?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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They did, but he rubbed people the wrong way.
Why did the magician use wine in his milk pitcher?
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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So he could give it a Whey.
How do you catch a Monkey? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Wait until someone throws one at you
What did the monkey hang on the moose's antlers?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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Looks like a BOOM BOX, what a rack!
 What did the Moose say to the Horse? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Hey, Seabiscuit! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat
What did the moose say when he saw the little man in the black hat?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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Moose: "Eenie, Meanie, Chile Beanie, the spirits are about to speak!"
Little Man: "Moose, Shut up your mouth!" (Lights fuse of bomb) Moose: "Hey Rocky, Watch me pull a rabbit out of his hat!" Squirrel: "Not now, we're in REAL trouble!" Moose: "Good, because I don't like the pretend kind." Moose: "Well this is a pickle...actually its more of a kumquat." Narrator: "Be with us next time for 'Adventures in Mooselvania,' or 'The Land of The Horny Beast'" ---- What's the most successful pickup line ever? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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...and it's built RAM tough!
Why did the magician trade in his pickup for a bicycle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He thought he was two tired
What did the Moose magician pull outta his change bag?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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