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Metatron
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Some "Loose Moose Change" of course.

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What did the circus clown say to the bartender?
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I got the seltzer, you got the booze. Let's see what we can come up with...on the house of course

What sis the bartender say to the clown?
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Sis the bartender?
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Metatron
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Daffydoug he meant:(What did the bartender say to the clown?)

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How does a Magician wash his car?
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With old sponge balls.

Why did Daffy Doug put his goose in a change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was trying to prevent this!

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What did the Goose say to Daffy Doug?
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Honk, honk. (what else can a goose say?)


Why did Daffy Doug wash his giant cards in cold water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because they smelled like Goose!

A Goose, A Duck, and Daffy Doug, walked into a bar.
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And Doug gave the duck a goose

What was the duck's order?
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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"Forward, March!"

Where does the wild goose go?
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Straight up.

How do you get down off of a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Metatron
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Very Carefully.

Why did you get up onto a magician?
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Why not?

What was the Swami's favorite movie?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Cobra..

Why did the magician tear the silk up?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To show how strong he is.

Why did the magician climb up a tree?
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To get away from his audience.

Why did the magician paint his toe nails red?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To match his red socks..

Why did the magician avoid rope tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He didn't want to give the audience any ideas

which came first, the magician, or the ungimmiked noose?
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Metatron
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The noose, but the magician was forced to follow!

What joke do you tell a Physicist?
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The one about Einstein and his fear of relatives..

Why did the magician omit jokes from his act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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