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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts 
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Some "Loose Moose Change" of course.
 What did the circus clown say to the bartender? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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I got the seltzer, you got the booze. Let's see what we can come up with...on the house of course
What sis the bartender say to the clown?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Sis the bartender?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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Daffydoug he meant:(What did the bartender say to the clown?)
Punchline: Does this taste FUNNY to you? How does a Magician wash his car? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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With old sponge balls.
Why did Daffy Doug put his goose in a change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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He was trying to prevent this!
 What did the Goose say to Daffy Doug? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Honk, honk. (what else can a goose say?)
Why did Daffy Doug wash his giant cards in cold water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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Because they smelled like Goose!
A Goose, A Duck, and Daffy Doug, walked into a bar. |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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And Doug gave the duck a goose
What was the duck's order?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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"Forward, March!"
Where does the wild goose go?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Straight up.
How do you get down off of a magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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Very Carefully.
Why did you get up onto a magician? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Why not?
What was the Swami's favorite movie?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Cobra..
Why did the magician tear the silk up?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To show how strong he is.
Why did the magician climb up a tree? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To get away from his audience.
Why did the magician paint his toe nails red?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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To match his red socks..
Why did the magician avoid rope tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He didn't want to give the audience any ideas
which came first, the magician, or the ungimmiked noose?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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The noose, but the magician was forced to follow!
What joke do you tell a Physicist? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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The one about Einstein and his fear of relatives..
Why did the magician omit jokes from his act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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