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He was a necromancer clown act, (the act ended up dying)

Why did the rabbit give a carrot to the magician's assistant?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Because the assistant was dressed as a Playboy Bunny.

What was Flydini's favorite trick?
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The flip flop Flydini

Why did the clown dress like a Hooter's girl?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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So he had mutlitple things to honk.

What type of marker cut a spectater?
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A Sharpie.

How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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It takes at least two, a male & a female. See, these ones already had a baby!

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What did the magician do with an octopus?
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He called Aquaman for help

What is Aquaman's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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Sawing a shark in two.

What did Batman do after seeing that?
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He looked over at Robin and said, "Robin, that's more effective than our Shark Repellent. Do you think a Shark Saw will fit in my utility belt? Perhaps a Swordfish would work!"

Two magicians walk into a bar...
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Shouldn't that be two magicians walk out of a bar ... It could happen!

Why do we hide the serial number on magic wands?
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So no one would know they are limited editions.

Why did the magician use a huge magic wand to vanish a small sponge ball?
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Misdirection

Why did the clown dress up as a radish?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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He wanted to depict his I.Q.

Why did Nani refuse to come out of the box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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She couldn't see her Mark!

How do magicians use attic stairways?
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They aid in his escape..

Where does the magician get his napkins?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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From Birthday express of course:

http://www.birthdayexpress.com/Magic-Nap......Efroogle

(These are pretty cool!)


What did King Tut say to his Mummy?
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Walk like an Egyption

What did the Swami say to Cleopatra?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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"I see you making an asp of yourself." ..

Why did the fortune teller run from the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because walking was too slow

What did the clown say to the fortune teller?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Your crystal ball is smaller than my nose..

Why did the magician do a show upside down?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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