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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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He was a necromancer clown act, (the act ended up dying)
Why did the rabbit give a carrot to the magician's assistant?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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Because the assistant was dressed as a Playboy Bunny.
What was Flydini's favorite trick? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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The flip flop Flydini
Why did the clown dress like a Hooter's girl?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Zaw New user 78 Posts
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So he had mutlitple things to honk.
What type of marker cut a spectater? |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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A Sharpie.
How many fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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It takes at least two, a male & a female. See, these ones already had a baby!
 What did the magician do with an octopus? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He called Aquaman for help
What is Aquaman's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Sawing a shark in two.
What did Batman do after seeing that? |
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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He looked over at Robin and said, "Robin, that's more effective than our Shark Repellent. Do you think a Shark Saw will fit in my utility belt? Perhaps a Swordfish would work!"
Two magicians walk into a bar... |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Shouldn't that be two magicians walk out of a bar ... It could happen!
Why do we hide the serial number on magic wands? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So no one would know they are limited editions.
Why did the magician use a huge magic wand to vanish a small sponge ball? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Misdirection
Why did the clown dress up as a radish?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He wanted to depict his I.Q.
Why did Nani refuse to come out of the box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She couldn't see her Mark!
How do magicians use attic stairways? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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They aid in his escape..
Where does the magician get his napkins?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Metatron Elite user Port Orchard, Washington 436 Posts
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From Birthday express of course:
http://www.birthdayexpress.com/Magic-Nap......Efroogle (These are pretty cool!) What did King Tut say to his Mummy? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Walk like an Egyption
What did the Swami say to Cleopatra?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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"I see you making an asp of yourself." ..
Why did the fortune teller run from the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because walking was too slow
What did the clown say to the fortune teller?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Your crystal ball is smaller than my nose..
Why did the magician do a show upside down?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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