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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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He was south of the equator.
Why don't magicians use bats instead of doves? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They're all being used by baseball players
What is the Chicago Cubs favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Chicago Opener..
Why did the quarterback take up magic?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He wanted to learn the pass.
Why did Nani refuse to play center?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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Because the last illusion left her a halfback..
Why did the rabbit chase the elephant away?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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It was to crowded in the magician's hat
Why did the magician pour buttermilk into his hat?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He thought it was rogaine..
Why wouldn't the magician perform at weddings?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he always caught the bouquet.
How did the magician make is mother-in-law vanish?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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By putting her in a clown costume.
How does a clown take off his make-up instantly? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He uses flash powder!
How can a clown tell if his nose is swollen? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When he begins to bump noses with other clowns.
Why does a clown have big feet? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So the weight from his big head doesn't make him tip over.
Why did the magician demand air conditioning?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his gig took place on the planet Mercury.
Why aren't all magicians clowns? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They're not?!!! Wow! That's news to me!
Why did the magician sit in a bowl of yogurt?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Because he OD'd on Aspirins (As_ Burns)
What made him eat the yogurt afterward? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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An 800 lb Gorilla with a sawed off shotgun.
Why did the magician produce a playdough rabbit?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17380 Posts
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He just kneaded to..
What did the magician find in his snake basket?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A stuffed mongoose
Why did the magician's wife cut off the tails of the three blind mice?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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She wanted Hampsters?
What did her husband say afterward? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"Did you ever see such a sight in your life as three blind mice!"
Why did the magician wear a wonder woman costume on stage?
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