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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts 
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His supergirl costume was at the cleaners..
Why did the magician perform at the opera?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So it would be a FUN night at the opera
What did Batman say to the magician's rabbit?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Nothing, he is totally into bats.
Why did the magician seal Groucho Marx into a box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20522 Posts
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It forced him to be the straight man.
What do we know about a nation that sums up its political thoughts with a Jack Ass, an Elephant and a Tea Bag? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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That they either send imbeciles to institutions or elect them to office.
How many times do you have to chop a chop cup?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Before you chip the chop, otherwise I'll call a cop
What did the shipwrecked clown say to the seagull?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"Looks like this is really my last gig!"
What did the seagull say? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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"Then your act will have nothing to stand on"
Why did the magician fill his pockets with raw eggs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can perform his world famous eggs-trodinary routine.
Why did he leave one raw egg inside his back trousers pocket after the performance? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Hey a guy's got to eat too.
Why did James Tong ride a horse to the clown convention?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because the clowns were all packed into his car.
Why did the magician's assistant hide in the airconditioning vents?
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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She wanted to learn Vent.
Why do clowns cram so many clowns into a car?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's why they are called clowns.
Why are there more clowns than magicians in the showbiz world? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because most of those who think they are magicians are actually clowns.
Why did the magician's assistant fill her shoes with peanut butter?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts
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To misdirect the elephant..
Why didn't the clown pay his income tax?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's a jobless magician who just became a clown hoping to find jobs.
Why did the clown call himself a 'Magic Clown'? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts
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He couldn't find a job doing either..
Why did the magicians bill tube fail?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He had too many bills.
What's the difference between a duck bill platypus and a magician's rabbit?
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DATMagic Veteran user Shreveport, La 303 Posts
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One is a magical animal and the other works for one.
What is considered a bad hare day?
David A Trombetta
DAT does the Trick DATdoestheTrick.com 
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17162 Posts
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Performing at the Ihop..
What makes for a good assistant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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