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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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You don't have to pay her.
What makes a good magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Practice.
What makes a slick trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17486 Posts
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Wd 40..
What makes an expensive trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Tearing up money you cannot restore back.
Why did the magician yawn during his own performance? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He's sen the act befor
Why did the clown wear a smurf for a nose?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17486 Posts
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He would get a laugh when he blue it..
What makes for a great coin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Exchanging it for a pile of dollars!
How does a magician use the hole in his socks? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To show off his latest effect ... the moving hole in sock trick.
Why did the magician burn his top hat? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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He was told it was a stove pipe.
Why do magicians use metal rings instead of metal squares? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So they can do DynaMike's world famous 101 RING trick
Why do people invite clowns to a party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So no one will notice their personal lack of social graces.
Why did the magician pour milk into his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He tried copying Dynamike's milk routine.
Why did the magician use a real cow for his act? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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It was called "the Milky Way".
Why aren't magic wands white in the middle and black on the ends? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because that would be reverse discrimination.
Why did the magician put his vaulables in the change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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To keep them from visibly turning green.
What is different about a magician's credit card? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are all gaffed.
Why did the magician refuse to perform for children? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He was just KIDding
Why did the clown want to become a James Tong tribute act?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He felt James needed the publicity.
How many peanuts must a magician pay his elephant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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That depends on who is "Shelling Out" the peanuts.
Why is an elephant's trunk longer than his tail? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17486 Posts
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So it can steal the pea from the shell easily..
Why did the magician perform for the witch doctor?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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