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JamesTong
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You don't have to pay her.

What makes a good magician?
Father Photius
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Practice.

What makes a slick trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Wd 40..

What makes an expensive trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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Tearing up money you cannot restore back.

Why did the magician yawn during his own performance?
MikeHMagic
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He's sen the act befor

Why did the clown wear a smurf for a nose?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
joseph
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He would get a laugh when he blue it..

What makes for a great coin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Exchanging it for a pile of dollars!

How does a magician use the hole in his socks?
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JamesTong
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To show off his latest effect ... the moving hole in sock trick.

Why did the magician burn his top hat?
Bob Sanders
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He was told it was a stove pipe.

Why do magicians use metal rings instead of metal squares?
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MikeHMagic
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So they can do DynaMike's world famous 101 RING trick

Why do people invite clowns to a party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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So no one will notice their personal lack of social graces.

Why did the magician pour milk into his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He tried copying Dynamike's milk routine.

Why did the magician use a real cow for his act?
Bob Sanders
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It was called "the Milky Way".

Why aren't magic wands white in the middle and black on the ends?
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Father Photius
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Because that would be reverse discrimination.

Why did the magician put his vaulables in the change bag?
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Bob Sanders
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To keep them from visibly turning green.

What is different about a magician's credit card?
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JamesTong
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They are all gaffed.

Why did the magician refuse to perform for children?
MikeHMagic
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He was just KIDding

Why did the clown want to become a James Tong tribute act?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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He felt James needed the publicity.

How many peanuts must a magician pay his elephant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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That depends on who is "Shelling Out" the peanuts.

Why is an elephant's trunk longer than his tail?
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So it can steal the pea from the shell easily..

Why did the magician perform for the witch doctor?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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