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trombley
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Pepperoni, Magicians are never original.

What did they have for dessert?
joseph
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More pizza..

Why did the magician step in wet cement?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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He wanted to make a good impression

Why did the magician have a wand made of cement?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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It was a heavy effect and he wanted it to sink in.

Why did the magician wear matching socks?
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They had the least holes..

Why did the magician collect wands?...
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HKaju
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Because he thought "Wanna see my wand collection?" was a great pick-up line.

Why are sponge balls round?
Bob Sanders
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The square ones are harder to let drop and roll under the table.

Why are closeup table tops a dark color?
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MikeHMagic
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Because sequined ones are too gaudy

Why did the clown wear sequined undershorts?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Because he liked bright tights.

Where did the magician's assistant hide the duck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Under the plum sauce

Why did the mentalist dress like a mime?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph
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He wanted to pretend he was stuck inside his crystal ball..

What did the mentalist see on his own palm?...
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That he was handy

Why did the mime paint his car orange?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Bob Sanders
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Because the light was going from yellow to red.

What is the average speed through a stop sign?
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joseph
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That's a no braker..

Why did the magician float a bowling ball?...
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Because bowling pins are boring

Why did the clown float a fishbowl?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph
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Because to do it, someone offered him a fin, or 5 dollar gill..

Why did the clown wear small shoes instead of large ones?...
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Planning ahead for when his foot would be in his mouth.

Why do magicians look for larger instead of smaller coins?
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It's all they can afford..

Why did the magician do matrix with pancakes?...
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Bob Sanders
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He likes to do magic with real dough.

Why did the card magician take the seat with the mirror behind him?
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JRob
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Because he heard that Letterman was going to be doing a "Stupid Magician Tricks" segment

How did the magician get the clown off his porch?
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