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trombley New user 72 Posts 
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Pepperoni, Magicians are never original.
What did they have for dessert? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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More pizza..
Why did the magician step in wet cement?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He wanted to make a good impression
Why did the magician have a wand made of cement?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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It was a heavy effect and he wanted it to sink in.
Why did the magician wear matching socks? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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They had the least holes..
Why did the magician collect wands?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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HKaju New user Estonia 14 Posts
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Because he thought "Wanna see my wand collection?" was a great pick-up line.
Why are sponge balls round? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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The square ones are harder to let drop and roll under the table.
Why are closeup table tops a dark color? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because sequined ones are too gaudy
Why did the clown wear sequined undershorts?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he liked bright tights.
Where did the magician's assistant hide the duck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Under the plum sauce
Why did the mentalist dress like a mime?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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He wanted to pretend he was stuck inside his crystal ball..
What did the mentalist see on his own palm?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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That he was handy
Why did the mime paint his car orange?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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Because the light was going from yellow to red.
What is the average speed through a stop sign? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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That's a no braker..
Why did the magician float a bowling ball?...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because bowling pins are boring
Why did the clown float a fishbowl?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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Because to do it, someone offered him a fin, or 5 dollar gill..
Why did the clown wear small shoes instead of large ones?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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Planning ahead for when his foot would be in his mouth.
Why do magicians look for larger instead of smaller coins? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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It's all they can afford..
Why did the magician do matrix with pancakes?...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20499 Posts
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He likes to do magic with real dough.
Why did the card magician take the seat with the mirror behind him? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Because he heard that Letterman was going to be doing a "Stupid Magician Tricks" segment
How did the magician get the clown off his porch?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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