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Cause she just kept squeezing and squeezing. I still have nitemares.

What is the REAL reason the Energizer rabbit keeps going and going and going...
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Exlax!

Why does he beat the drum?
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Because drum keeps beating rhythm to the brain (la dee da di da, la dee da dee dee)...

What's one thing that Cher has NOT fixed?
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Her dog? hehehe

What is a magic word that just never caught on?
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Waffle-dust.

How is this thread at times like old milk?
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They are both sour but you just keep coming back for more any ways.

What is the one thing you could do if you did not spend somuch time here?
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The dishes.

What is the difference between a good magic show and a great magic show?
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Having Kyle there to perform it. =)

What is the difference between Kyle and a big inflated ego? (be nice now)
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Since this is Easter, I'll observe the passover on that question. (Shouldn't there be or is there already a sleight called the Passover?)

What is the connection between the Easter Bunny and those dyed Easter Eggs?
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Cooking time.

What do you get if you cross the easter bunny with a crocodile?
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A croc who is no longer hungry.

What was the Easter Bunny's second choice of professions?
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A cute way to lose a leg when it's hopping mad.

What do you get when you cross the Easter Bunny with a goldfish?
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[Damn - too late again!]

What was the Easter Bunny's second choice of professions?

Working for the EverReady company.
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What do you get when you cross the Easter Bunny with a goldfish?
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magic4u02
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A goldfish who is always constipated trying to lay those eggs.

What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny with Santa Clause and a Jehovah's Witness?
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I'm not sure, but I think he is knocking at my door.

What makes the Easter bunny hopping mad?
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When someone tells him he looks like a furry Brittany Spears on steroids.

If the Easter Bunny did magic, what would his stage name be?
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Harry Hou"bunny"

What would happen if the Easter bunny suddenly ceased to exist?
magic4u02
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Eggs would stop fearing that dreaded dip into the Colored Liquid of Death.

If we could no longer be called magicians and if you had to think up another really cool name for what we dol.. what would it be?
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The occupation formerly known as "magician."

What does Prince have in common with the Easter Bunny?
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Both are fictional characters. (Why the heck all the talk about easter? It isn't until April 27!)

What does the artist formerly known as Prince, now again known as Prince have in common with Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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