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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Cause she just kept squeezing and squeezing. I still have nitemares.
What is the REAL reason the Energizer rabbit keeps going and going and going...
Kyle Peron
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts |
Exlax!
Why does he beat the drum? |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts |
Because drum keeps beating rhythm to the brain (la dee da di da, la dee da dee dee)...
What's one thing that Cher has NOT fixed?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Her dog? hehehe
What is a magic word that just never caught on?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts |
Waffle-dust.
How is this thread at times like old milk?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
They are both sour but you just keep coming back for more any ways.
What is the one thing you could do if you did not spend somuch time here?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
The dishes.
What is the difference between a good magic show and a great magic show? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Having Kyle there to perform it. =)
What is the difference between Kyle and a big inflated ego? (be nice now)
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
Since this is Easter, I'll observe the passover on that question. (Shouldn't there be or is there already a sleight called the Passover?)
What is the connection between the Easter Bunny and those dyed Easter Eggs? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Cooking time.
What do you get if you cross the easter bunny with a crocodile? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
A croc who is no longer hungry.
What was the Easter Bunny's second choice of professions?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts |
A cute way to lose a leg when it's hopping mad.
What do you get when you cross the Easter Bunny with a goldfish?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts |
[Damn - too late again!]
What was the Easter Bunny's second choice of professions? Working for the EverReady company. --- What do you get when you cross the Easter Bunny with a goldfish?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
A goldfish who is always constipated trying to lay those eggs.
What do you get when you cross the Easter bunny with Santa Clause and a Jehovah's Witness?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
I'm not sure, but I think he is knocking at my door.
What makes the Easter bunny hopping mad? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
When someone tells him he looks like a furry Brittany Spears on steroids.
If the Easter Bunny did magic, what would his stage name be?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
Harry Hou"bunny"
What would happen if the Easter bunny suddenly ceased to exist? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts |
Eggs would stop fearing that dreaded dip into the Colored Liquid of Death.
If we could no longer be called magicians and if you had to think up another really cool name for what we dol.. what would it be?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts |
The occupation formerly known as "magician."
What does Prince have in common with the Easter Bunny?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Both are fictional characters. (Why the heck all the talk about easter? It isn't until April 27!)
What does the artist formerly known as Prince, now again known as Prince have in common with Kyle?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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