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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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He invited him to a yard sale.
How do you tell a left-handed wand from a right-handed one? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17069 Posts
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If you hold it in the wrong hand, woofle dust pours out..
Why did the gypsy take her crystal ball bowling?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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One "reading gone horribly, horribly wrong" too many
What happened at the bowling alley after she started playing?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She tried to get her act out of the gutter.
Why don't magicians run for elected office? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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They leave that to the professional clowns.
Why did the magician steal a case of ball bearings?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To see how many he could break.
How much money must you borrow to get out of debt? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Too much
Why did the clown dress as Santa in the middle of June?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17069 Posts
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He lived in Antarctica..
Why did the magician do a 2 hour rubberband show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It was his favorite way to stretch the show out.
Why don't rabbits ever need dental braces? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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To show he is better than the masked magician.
What did he named the rubber band act? |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Exposure and contraction!
Why is the hole outside the rubber band larger than the one inside the rubber band? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It will take too long to explain the hole thing
What did the magician's assistant say when she saw 3 holes in the ground?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17069 Posts
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Can you link those too?..
Why did the magician show the statue of liberty a card trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because her sign says "Give me your tired, your poor..." and there was nothing more tired and poor than his card tricks.
Why did the magician kiss a donkey on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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gman Special user Lancaster, pa 751 Posts
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Because that was no donkey -- that was his wife! (forgive me father)
How many mathmaticians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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2....but they MUST be really teeny tiny itty bitty in size
Why did the magician do a trick in front of Mt. Rushmore?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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So he could advertise that he had played before four presidents.
What does a magician stand for?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17069 Posts
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About 2 minutes..then the tomatoes chase him away..
Why did the magician perform in front of the pyramids?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To avoid being in the shade at high noon.
Why do magicians do box and ball magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because it is easier than doing barrel and block magic.
Why did the magician steal a parachute?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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