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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17013 Posts 
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The spectator didn't have a watch..
Why did the magician throw his coins down a well?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20495 Posts
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It was smarter than the government throwing his hard earned money down a rat hole.
Why don't magicians produce ice cream in magic tricks? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17013 Posts
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Because that's his meal before the show..
What is the first rule of magic?...
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gman Special user Lancaster, pa 751 Posts
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Never tell the secret -- just expose it on youtube.
What does a magician and rat cather have in common? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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They both love cheese
Why did the rat join the circus?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17013 Posts
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He thought he could link the 3 rings..
What was in the goldfish bowl that the magi produced?...
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gman Special user Lancaster, pa 751 Posts
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A tiger fish.
What did the magician find in his hat when he turned it upside down? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17013 Posts
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His toupee ..
What did the magician hide in his belt buckle?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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His belly button.
Why did the magician tape his assistant's mouth shut?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Staples are too messy
Why did the rabbit tape a duck to his back?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17013 Posts
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For better balance on the tightrope..
Why did the juggler juggle crystal balls?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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So he could look into the future and see which ball to catch next.
Why did the magic clown hit himself in the face with a pie?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17013 Posts
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His wife baked it, and he didn't want to eat it..
What did the escape artist try that has never been attempted before?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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To escape a Rush Limbaugh lecture
Why did the magician buy a truck load of soap?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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So he would have a lifetime supply of soap bubbles
Why did the magician laugh so loudly when it was his turn to perform? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because he knew what a joke his act was going to be on the audience.
Why did the magician fill his sub trunk with toilet paper?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20495 Posts
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By the end of the show, he planned to have them rolling in the isle.
What might be considered racist about box magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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It tends to segregate the manipulators from the non manipulators.
What did the mentalist see in his assistant's future?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17013 Posts
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A $20 bill..
Why couldn't the magician steal the lady's watch?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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The lady is not wearing any watch.
Why did the magician steal the lady's belt? |
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