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The spectator didn't have a watch..

Why did the magician throw his coins down a well?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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It was smarter than the government throwing his hard earned money down a rat hole.

Why don't magicians produce ice cream in magic tricks?
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Because that's his meal before the show..

What is the first rule of magic?...
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Never tell the secret -- just expose it on youtube.

What does a magician and rat cather have in common?
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They both love cheese

Why did the rat join the circus?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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He thought he could link the 3 rings..

What was in the goldfish bowl that the magi produced?...
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A tiger fish.

What did the magician find in his hat when he turned it upside down?
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His toupee ..

What did the magician hide in his belt buckle?...
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His belly button.

Why did the magician tape his assistant's mouth shut?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Staples are too messy

Why did the rabbit tape a duck to his back?
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For better balance on the tightrope..

Why did the juggler juggle crystal balls?...
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So he could look into the future and see which ball to catch next.

Why did the magic clown hit himself in the face with a pie?
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His wife baked it, and he didn't want to eat it..

What did the escape artist try that has never been attempted before?...
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To escape a Rush Limbaugh lecture

Why did the magician buy a truck load of soap?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So he would have a lifetime supply of soap bubbles

Why did the magician laugh so loudly when it was his turn to perform?
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Because he knew what a joke his act was going to be on the audience.

Why did the magician fill his sub trunk with toilet paper?
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By the end of the show, he planned to have them rolling in the isle.

What might be considered racist about box magic?
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It tends to segregate the manipulators from the non manipulators.

What did the mentalist see in his assistant's future?
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A $20 bill..

Why couldn't the magician steal the lady's watch?...
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The lady is not wearing any watch.

Why did the magician steal the lady's belt?
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