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Father Photius
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Because he needed a drink real bad. (think about it guys)

Why did the magician shove a rabbit into his coat pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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Because it wouldn't fit in a TT

Why did the rabbit wear a straight jacket?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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Because the magician was driving him crazy.


Why did the magician set fire to a $100 bill?
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Bob Sanders
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He knew his wife could make it vanish in a flash.

Why did magicians of old use red silks on black and white TV?
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JamesTong
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Because the purple ones did not show up any better.

Why did the magician not use everything in white color on black and white TV?
Father Photius
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He didn't want to be accused of segregation.

Why did the magician put his mother in law in the water torture cell?
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JamesTong
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To stop her from revealing all his secrets.

Why did the mother in law decided to take over the magician's act?
Father Photius
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Because she didn't want her grandchildren growing up eating only pizza.

Why was the 300lb gorilla rejected as a SAM member?
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JamesTong
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Because he was laughing at the members' performances whenever a mistake was made.

Why was chimpanzee happy that the gorilla was rejected?
MikeHMagic
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Because she wasn't the gorilla of his dreams

Why did the chimp cross the magic dealer's room?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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To get to the other side in order to carry on a little monkey business.

How long do you have to practice a trick to be able to do it as well as a chimpanzee?
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JamesTong
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It will take a lifetime to be able to do what the chimpanzee can do.

Why are magicians not copying the chimpanzees?
MikeHMagic
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Because they were not monkeys, so they could not monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the clown pull a chimpanzee from her silk fountain?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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Because he was getting banana juice all over it.

Why did magicians always seem to want to vanish elephants?
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Bob Sanders
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That is a grey area!

Why are there so few blind magicians?
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joseph
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Their vision of magic is low..

What was the blind magicians favorite trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Color changing silk!

How are magicians like the US national debt?
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JRob
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Their existence bugs a lot of people and they won't go away

How long will it take before said magicians are blamed for said debt?
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MikeHMagic
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Not long enough

Why did the president call the kiddie clown to the white house?
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He wanted to meet the financial director on his day off..

Why did the magician stand under a tree during the lightning storm?...
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