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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts 
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He was looking for a HIT.
Why did the magician feed his rabbit cookies?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He got a bargain from the Girl Scouts.
Why do you have to look out for frogs when performing Three Fly? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So it won't become a No Fly Zone
Why did the clown pull a frog out of her hat?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Proof her act was swamped.
How should a magician dress to perform Hopping Half? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Wear a jump suit..
Where did the clown hide his jumbo cards?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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BrianRichardsM&C New user Moorestown, NJ 27 Posts
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Behind his drooping flower!
What happened to the magician's novelty card tie? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He lost it in a poker game.
Why did the magician pour milk in his shoe?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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To help grow his corns..
Why did the magician take up farming?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The only way he could afford to feed all those rabbits.
Why did the magician drink heavily?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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BrianRichardsM&C New user Moorestown, NJ 27 Posts
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His sponge rabbits gave birth to 10 baby bunnies, instead of the usual 5 and he has no idea how he is going to afford raising them in this economy!
Why should magicians never mow their own lawn? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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They need to wait to hire Cris Angel after he is out of work.
Where does a magician stick that one extra bunny he wasn't expecting?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Can't expose that! It is neither Hare nor there.
Parachute pants would go with what other costume? |
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DoctorAmazo Special user Florida 643 Posts
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Nun! (none)
Why did the fly cry? |
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Didn't know where his maggot was tonight.
What is secretly bugging most magicians?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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How to get a real show..
Why did the magician take up knitting?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought two wands are better than one.
What does string think of magicians? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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It likes his threads..
What did the juggler throw off the cliff?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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His voice, he was a vent disguised as a juggler
Why did the magician invent the 51 card lift?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Because 52 wasn't deceptive enough..
What did the magician find in his hair?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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A hare.
Why did the magician rent a new tux?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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