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joseph
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He finally got a paid show..

What did the magician train his rabbit to do?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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To make carrots disappear!

What did the magician do with leftover small pieces of rope?
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MikeHMagic
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Knot much

Why is magic banned in prisons?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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It escapes me!

How do magicians use keyless ignition?
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Father Photius
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To unlock the secret of hot tricks.

Why did the magician have to practice in a barn?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
daffydoug
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That's what he got for being brought up in one..

Why did Doug Henning quit magic for a life with the Yogi?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Father Photius
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Because Yogi is smarter than the average bear!

What did the magician keep stored in his change bag?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
daffydoug
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Clean underwear.

Why did Doug Henning sell his illusions to David Copperfield?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Humester
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He finally learned to do "real" magic.

How did the mentalist get a date?
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daffydoug
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He found a girl twice as mental as he was!

Why did Criss angel walk up the side of a building?
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Bob Sanders
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He was playing every angle he could.

Why don't most magicians wear short pants?
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daffydoug
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After all that magic they are forced to watch, they gotta do SOMETHING to impress their girlfriends!

Why did the magician's girlfriend leave him on a desert island?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
Herr Brian Tabor
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He couldn't levitate his wand.

Did you hear about the magician who kidnapped a dog?
daffydoug
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No, dog GONE it!

What did the magician say when he couldn't get his shrinking wand to grow?
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Herr Brian Tabor
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Viagracadabra!

Why couldn't the magician find his assistant?
Humester
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Viagracadabra...so funny I just had to use it again.

Why did the mentalist cross the road?
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Bob Sanders
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To get back where he was. (He was one ahead.)

Why is so much fun to sell props to mentalists?
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MikeHMagic
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Cause I need the $$$

Why did the necromancer join a magic club?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Herr Brian Tabor
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The magicians always were grumbling about a "dead" audience.

Did you hear about the overweight magician?
Bob Sanders
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He had to use prescription props for Wide Loads.

Why are magicians' hats either flat or pointed on top?
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