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Father Photius
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They wear hats that match the shape of their heads.

What do you substitute for a substitution trunk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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I don't know, my substitute teacher never explained it to us

Why didn't the kiddie magician like kids?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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He thought that Trix were for rabbits.

What is the average size of a doughnut hole?
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Herr Brian Tabor
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I eat them before I can measure them.

Why did the sponge bunnies go the the bar?
MikeHMagic
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Because the Night Club was closed

What is Gumby's favorite trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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Vanishing pencil message.

Why are some props only a shell of a prop?
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MikeHMagic
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They're Shell-fish

Why did the kiddie clown make a grizzly bar appear in her clown hat?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
joseph
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To prove they are trainable..

When is the worst time to do street magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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In the dark during a tornado.

How would a magician recognize a normal person?
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Kuma
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He couldn't - he doesn't know any.

Why did the magician go to the dentist?
joseph
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He wanted to purchase a pull..

What trick did the magician perform in the swimming pool?...
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Kuma
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A Paddle Routine.

What's the hardest thing about doing magic at a wake?
MikeHMagic
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Getting an invitation to perform

Why did the clown fake his death?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Kuma
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To see if anyone could fill his shoes.

What's the best way to annoy a fortune teller?
Schaff
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Ask if she's a happy medium.

Where's the best place to buy a wand?

Posted: Sep 21, 2010 11:15pm
Blah- I can't even think of anyhting...

How do you get a magician to do 1000 card tricks?
Schaff
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Blah- I cant even think of anyhting...

How do you get a magician to do 1000 card tricks?
Herr Brian Tabor
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The real question is How do you stop him from doing 1000 card tricks.

When can't a magician go to the bathroom?
Bob Sanders
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He's holding a royal flush.

What would a magician do if he received a double headed coin in change?
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MikeHMagic
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Probably some knuckle busting move that shows how little he dated in high school

Why did the magician host a cheese & wine party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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It was his off night from Burger King..

Why did the magician levitate a goat?...
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