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MikeHMagic
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He was tired of people trying to get it

Why did the clown hide under a bridge?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Bob Sanders
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Be cause he had never heard of a song about "A Bridge Over Funny Water".

What do you call a male who is a magician's assistance?
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Gay (or if it's a female magician)--Lucky B*$#&rd!

What's the hardest thing about doing magic tricks in a nudist colony?
Everybody wants to beleive.....we just help them along.
MikeHMagic
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Your Wand

How did the clown get to the party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Father Photius
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He rode in on a balloon animal.

Why did Nani refuse to get out of the trunk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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It would have to be topless.

Why don't they foreclose on a magician's house?
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Father Photius
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Becase he signed the note in disappearing ink.

Why did Mark Wilson vanish Rebo's car?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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With shoes like Rebo has, who needs a car?

Why are most clown noses round?
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joseph
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If it was square, he would look funny..

Why did the clowns tie spin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Because it is afraid to fly.

Why don't ghosts come in flashy colors?
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joseph
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They do...Navy boo, crimson dead, and bright yeller..

What did the people see at a Halloween seance?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Dark!

What happens when bats go blind?
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joseph
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Alice Cooper pulls their head off..

What did the skeleton say to the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You've just got to have more transparency!

Why is "using your favorite method" no help?
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Because I'm not a Methodist.

Why does my underwear have a pocket in the front?
Father Photius
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To give you a place to keep your sponge balls.

Why did the magician only use three legged rabbits?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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If someone has the missing one it must be a lucky rabbit's foot.

What do you call a turtle with a wig?
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Father Photius
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If your in England you call him "My Lord".

What do you call Bob Sanders with a wig?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders...

Why did Father Photius cross the road?
Bob Sanders
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Because Father Photius crosses everything!

What in Texas is faster than a limping armadillo?
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