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The Texas Rangers sweeping the Giants in the World Series!

How did the limping Armadillo get to Alabama?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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With a banjo on his knee.

What do they mean in Texas when they say "spur of the moment"?
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Sitting on your cowboy boot..

Why did the dove go on a diet?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because the magician was tired of cleaning the cage

What is even slimmer than the Rangers' chance of winning the World Series?
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Finding a volunteer's "freely" selected card.

Why don't they think of Election day (November 2, 2010) as Fat Tuesday?
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That day was already 'lent' out..

What did the hillbilly magician do with his empty oil cans?...
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Gimmicked them into Tire Tool Through Arm.

How did the hillbilly magician use a garden sprayer in his show?
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To keep the bugs off of his feather flowers.

Why did the magician hire an electrician?
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Bob Sanders
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He was trying to make his act current.

What has coin magic got to do with the petroleum business?
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You keep your shell from sticking with Shell Oil..and your slippery sam slips better..

Why does the magician hate matrix?...
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The pattern has to be memorized.

How does a magician phrase a coin?
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Father Photius
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He really doesn't give phrasing much account.

What does Bob do with his silks when he isn't doing magic?
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Hoping that someday he will actually do magic with them!

Why does a magician divide his silks into "Haves and Have Knots"?
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Because he doesn't want to get all tied up in his work.

Why did the magician tie up his wife with his silks?
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He needed the chains for his escape act.

Why do magicians do tricks using one-ahead instead of one-a-foot?
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Because they would much rather be a head than have to remove their foot.

What did the clown say when he sat on the dove pan?
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"Being on top isn't everything!"

What is the difference between a Flash Pot and a flash in the pan?
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Father Photius
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One gives light the other darkens the stage.

Why was the magician inducted into the newspaper hall of fame?
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He turned his silk into a Pulitzer Prize.

Whats the difference between a Magician and an Economist?
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Both deal with illusion, but one focus his work solely on money.

How did the magician perform linking rings with only one ring?
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