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He was performing at a boxing match with the girl with the dragon tatoo.

Why did the magician join the Republican Party ?
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To make all the elephants disappear..

What did the magician do on election night?...
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Waved his wand and made something decent come on television.

Why did the magician refuse to play the White House?
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A matter of politics..

What did the magician produce on the front lawn of the white house?...
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A manure spreader!

What is a magician's solution to a forced card?
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A forced reveal.

Why did the magician only use 21 cards?
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His mind was only about half there..

Why did the magician run for office?...
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An audience was chasing him.


What did the magician do with the budget deficit?
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In Californian, he made them double without waiving a wand or lifting a finger.

What advice did the magician give the Demcratic party after the election?
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Time for the Disappearing Nancy trick.

Why was the politican denied membership at the Magic Castle?
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The fire alarm was too sensitive to the hot air.

Throughout the I.B.M., where is the key Ring?
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Right next to Fond du Lac, WI.

Why did the magician always wear two left shoes?
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It was the setup for the way he learned to dance.

Mercury Marine is a heavy subject. And the home office was in ________ ?
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Quicksilver, Nevada.

What did the magician do in the drop zone?
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French magic!

What reporting could handle a new government requirement for "Truth in Magic"?
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I'll never tell.

Why did the magician paint his palms red?
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He thought they would sprout red coconuts..

Why was the magician banned from the dealers room?...
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For double dealing.

How did the magician sneak into the convention?
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Through the side steel door?

How did the Mentalist know the Lottery Number?
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He read it in tomorrows newspaper.

Why did Santa Claus hire a magician to drive his sleigh?
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