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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts 
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His Mercedes was in the shop.
Why did the magician run in the marathon?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was too slow for a shorter race.
How does a magician make the center of the rope disappear? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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By telling it the border patrol is waiting for it back stage.
Why did the magician insist on wearing suspenders?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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With safety pins, pulls are limitless!
Why don't dove workers wear socks? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it is very difficult to get dove poo out of them.
Why did the magician lock a horse in the barn?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To keep the news people from beating a dead horse.
How long would a magician have to go to night school to learn how to use a salt shaker? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Until it stops pouring..
What did the magician find in his temple screen?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Two prayer books and a skull cap.
What did the magician put in his egg bag?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I can't really say, but word has it the yolk was on him.
How did the magician levitate the cow?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He knew that cream rises to the top.
Why is Pepper half Ps? |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Who wants to be full of Ps.
What did the magician say when he saw the Mona Lisa?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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This is going to be a tough audience!
What is the last thing a mime magician says? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nothing.
How do mime magicians perform the sub trunk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Very quietly!
How does a mime conduct a sound test? |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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With a tuning fork.
How does a mime vanish a ring ?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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I don't know, I can't get him to say a thing.
Why did the magician buy a pig?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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So TSA would profile him as a suicide bomber
Why don't magicians do tricks with money orders? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because they are worthless once the chosen audience member writes theier name in marks a lot across them.
Why did the magician use a plunger as a wand?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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So it would stand on end.
Why did the magician wear both socks on the same foot? |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He only had one shoe.
Why did the magician stand on the TV?
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