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His Mercedes was in the shop.

Why did the magician run in the marathon?
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He was too slow for a shorter race.

How does a magician make the center of the rope disappear?
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By telling it the border patrol is waiting for it back stage.

Why did the magician insist on wearing suspenders?
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With safety pins, pulls are limitless!

Why don't dove workers wear socks?
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Because it is very difficult to get dove poo out of them.

Why did the magician lock a horse in the barn?
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To keep the news people from beating a dead horse.

How long would a magician have to go to night school to learn how to use a salt shaker?
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Until it stops pouring..

What did the magician find in his temple screen?...
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Two prayer books and a skull cap.

What did the magician put in his egg bag?
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I can't really say, but word has it the yolk was on him.

How did the magician levitate the cow?
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He knew that cream rises to the top.

Why is Pepper half Ps?
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Who wants to be full of Ps.

What did the magician say when he saw the Mona Lisa?
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This is going to be a tough audience!

What is the last thing a mime magician says?
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Nothing.

How do mime magicians perform the sub trunk?
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Very quietly!

How does a mime conduct a sound test?
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With a tuning fork.

How does a mime vanish a ring ?
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I don't know, I can't get him to say a thing.

Why did the magician buy a pig?
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So TSA would profile him as a suicide bomber

Why don't magicians do tricks with money orders?
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Because they are worthless once the chosen audience member writes theier name in marks a lot across them.

Why did the magician use a plunger as a wand?
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So it would stand on end.

Why did the magician wear both socks on the same foot?
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He only had one shoe.

Why did the magician stand on the TV?
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