|
|
|
|||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3~4~5~6~7..92..176..260..344..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8696 Posts 
|
"Leggo" my Old Maid
What does a Harmonica Player put on his pancakes?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
|||||||||
honus Veteran user 354 Posts
|
Blues-berry syrup.
George Bush walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What's yours?" Bush says . . . . |
|||||||||
nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
|
Quote:
On 2007-10-24 00:51, Nicholas J. Johnson wrote: If you notice the time the post was posted, very close to yours. So he did not read it in time.
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
|||||||||
Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2122 Posts
|
(Queitley) I would like to lend your copy of Dora the Explorer in Iraq.
"Sir this is a bar not a libary!" (shouting) Sorry! I would like to lend your copy of Dora the Explorer in Iraq! (see what I did there? Clever eh?) What did the pencil say to the pope. |
|||||||||
Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
|
I'm glad you're a write winger......
What do you get when you cross a hanging cow?
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
|
|||||||||
|
Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2122 Posts
|
X marks the beef.
Why did 13 chickens cross the road on November the 3rd 1988? |
|||||||||
magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
|
Maumoon Abdul Gayoom ordered them to.
How did the 3 friendly faces elude Harry? |
|||||||||
|
NJJ Inner circle 6439 Posts
|
They hid in the closet with Dumbledore
What's the worse then to say to a seahorse on his wedding day? |
|||||||||
|
magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
|
Is it hers?
What do you get if you cross a hypnotist with a goat killer? |
|||||||||
|
NJJ Inner circle 6439 Posts
|
La Chupacadabra
Whose the black private dick whose the sex machine to all the chicks? |
|||||||||
|
magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
|
Richard Roundtree's Pekin cockerel.
Two goldfish in a pond one says to the other: |
|||||||||
Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
|
It's raining out- I hope I don't drown!
I hate it when...........
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
|||||||||
|
harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8696 Posts
|
My goldfish borrows my umbrella on a rainy day.
What zodiac sign is your goldfish?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
|||||||||
|
honus Veteran user 354 Posts
|
Virgo, because . . . well, it would embarrass him if I told you.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a naked mole rat? |
|||||||||
|
magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
|
A suit
How do you know if a ferret has stolen your watch? |
|||||||||
|
Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2583 Posts
|
I think it's stoatally impossible to tell.
What's animal vegetable and mineral?
Neal Austin
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw |
|||||||||
|
calamari Elite user The San Francisco Bay Area 429 Posts
|
A rabbit a carrot and a small military leader.
whats the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?
"I came, I saw, SHE conquered." (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)
|
|||||||||
|
NJJ Inner circle 6439 Posts
|
A light bulb will go out every now and again.
How can you tell if your dog has crabs? |
|||||||||
|
Sid Mayer Special user Santa Fe, NM 656 Posts
|
You could paint it green, you could hang it on the wall and so what if it doesn't whistle.
All the world's a stage ... and everybody on it is overacting.
|
|||||||||
|
NJJ Inner circle 6439 Posts
|
Since the last joke doesn't follow the rules shall we go back to my previous question?
How can you tell if your dog has crabs? |
|||||||||
| The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » Gag tag (0 Likes) | ||||||||||
| Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3~4~5~6~7..92..176..260..344..428~429~430 [Next] | ||||||||||
Posted: Oct 24, 2007 08:34 am 
| [ Top of Page ] |
|
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2021 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.12 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
|
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < 
|