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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts 
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Both have an aura of purple rain, apparently.
What's Photius' favorite Texas card move?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The American Express Card,of course, never leave home without it.
Why did Kyle bar-b-que his dog?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Cause boiling changes the taste, silly.
Why does the Easter Bunny always wear a tie? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he believes in the warning "Cravat Emptor"
How is jocdoc related to bugs bunny?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because he always says, "What's Up, jocDoc?"
What did Tweety bird say at the magic show when Tweety saw the Orange, Lemon, Egg trick? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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I taught I taw a magic twick. I did I did see a magic twick.
What is REALLY behind the cards Larry is holding onto?
Kyle Peron
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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A bowling ball
Who has the most talented TT |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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That lady on youtube who proves there is nothing up her sleeves. That was talent.
If magicians ruled the world, what would the first law be?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He who makes the magic makes the rules!
What's the weirdest gaff you ever saw? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Kyle's mustache.
How many magicians does it take to make one functioning brain cell?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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There arn't enough. =)
If we all actually had functioning brain cells, what would we be capable of?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Original thought.
What did one magician's braincell say to the other braincell? |
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trickytrav Veteran user 391 Posts
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Its lonely in here.
Why don't magicians eat porridge for breakfast? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Well think about it. First we would have to try one and it would be too cold, then one too hot before finding one just right. Then the chairs would be too hard, too soft before finding a good one and then we would get tired and have to do the same thing all over again for a nice bed. besides goldilocks is not looking as hot as she used to. =)
Whatever happened to goldilocks any ways?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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I don't know where she went - I "bear"ly missed her.
Why aren't there more magicians in nursery rhymes and faerie tales? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because nursery rhymes and fairy tails are believeable fiction.
What's the similarity between Kyle's shoe size and his act?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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No one else can fill them so well...said Nigel member in good standing in the unofficial we like Kyle fan club.
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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trickytrav Veteran user 391 Posts
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Why didn't Harris post the next line?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because he was just in total awe of Kyle and his amazing talents. Besides Nigel wouldn't let him get anywhere near the computer when he was surfing Kyle's website. That Nigel is quite a fella.=)
What do you do if your assistant poots really bad while inside your illusion?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Pray that her microphone is turned off and that you don't have to get inside any time soon.
What do you do if you prematurely drop the cloth while performing Metamorphosis? |
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