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Both have an aura of purple rain, apparently.

What's Photius' favorite Texas card move?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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The American Express Card,of course, never leave home without it.

Why did Kyle bar-b-que his dog?
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ERIC
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Cause boiling changes the taste, silly.

Why does the Easter Bunny always wear a tie?
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Because he believes in the warning "Cravat Emptor"

How is jocdoc related to bugs bunny?
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Because he always says, "What's Up, jocDoc?"

What did Tweety bird say at the magic show when Tweety saw the Orange, Lemon, Egg trick?
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I taught I taw a magic twick. I did I did see a magic twick.

What is REALLY behind the cards Larry is holding onto?
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A bowling ball

Who has the most talented TT
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That lady on youtube who proves there is nothing up her sleeves. That was talent.

If magicians ruled the world, what would the first law be?
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He who makes the magic makes the rules!

What's the weirdest gaff you ever saw?
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Kyle's mustache.

How many magicians does it take to make one functioning brain cell?
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There arn't enough. =)

If we all actually had functioning brain cells, what would we be capable of?
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Original thought.

What did one magician's braincell say to the other braincell?
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Its lonely in here.



Why don't magicians eat porridge for breakfast?
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Well think about it. First we would have to try one and it would be too cold, then one too hot before finding one just right. Then the chairs would be too hard, too soft before finding a good one and then we would get tired and have to do the same thing all over again for a nice bed. besides goldilocks is not looking as hot as she used to. =)

Whatever happened to goldilocks any ways?
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I don't know where she went - I "bear"ly missed her.

Why aren't there more magicians in nursery rhymes and faerie tales?
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Because nursery rhymes and fairy tails are believeable fiction.

What's the similarity between Kyle's shoe size and his act?
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No one else can fill them so well...said Nigel member in good standing in the unofficial we like Kyle fan club.
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Why didn't Harris post the next line?
magic4u02
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Because he was just in total awe of Kyle and his amazing talents. Besides Nigel wouldn't let him get anywhere near the computer when he was surfing Kyle's website. That Nigel is quite a fella.=)

What do you do if your assistant poots really bad while inside your illusion?
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Pray that her microphone is turned off and that you don't have to get inside any time soon.

What do you do if you prematurely drop the cloth while performing Metamorphosis?
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