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He want to do magic on TV just like David Blaine.

Why did the magicians seek out a blind assistant?
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So she couldn't see how little he was paying her.

Why did the magician always wear red pants?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He grew up with a red bottom from doing magic tricks at school.

Why do magicians need hard bubbles?
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Father Photius
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Because the soft ones don't palm as easily.

Why does a magician always eat Chicken on Sunday?
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At church he is asked to be more forgiving and not to ask "Where's the Beef?".

Where do magicians get prop wash?
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Generally in Seattle.

Why did the magician go to veterinary school?
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Bob Sanders
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To learn what he could about a horse of a different color.

Why did TSA search the magician's doves?
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Father Photius
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Because they had clipped wings, thus appeared on a no fly list.

Why did Bob Sanders join the TSA?
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Bob Sanders
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He thought it stood for Terminal Success Aspirations.

Why do travelers depart from a "Terminal"?
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Father Photius
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Because most trips end up as a dead end.

Why did the rabbit study magic?
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Bob Sanders
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To make good use of his lucky rabbit's foot.

Why don't we flip dice and toss coins?
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Father Photius
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Because they might flip and toss back.


Why did the magician bring an arc welder onto stage?
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He was trying to get a bead on a chosen card.

Where could sober drivers sell their legal alcohol allowance? (You know like carbon)
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Father Photius
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At the W.C. Fields and Dean Martin memorial museum.

When is a magic act over?
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Bob Sanders
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When the audience leaves!

What makes people volunteer to help a magician?
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Father Photius
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A heart felt desire to help out the poor and disabled.

Why did the magician keep making his assistant disappear?
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Bob Sanders
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Otherwise, he'll have to pay her.

Why do magicians make such poor witnesses?
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Father Photius
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Because they lie through their teeth for a living.

Why would you want to now you see it now you don't?
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To illustrate productivity in America.

Why do playing cards have a Jack but no Jill?
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Father Photius
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Because ladies prefer to jack around when they are playing cards.

Why did the magician want to marry a horse?
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