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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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He want to do magic on TV just like David Blaine.
Why did the magicians seek out a blind assistant? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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So she couldn't see how little he was paying her.
Why did the magician always wear red pants?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He grew up with a red bottom from doing magic tricks at school.
Why do magicians need hard bubbles? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the soft ones don't palm as easily.
Why does a magician always eat Chicken on Sunday?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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At church he is asked to be more forgiving and not to ask "Where's the Beef?".
Where do magicians get prop wash? |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Generally in Seattle.
Why did the magician go to veterinary school?
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To learn what he could about a horse of a different color.
Why did TSA search the magician's doves? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they had clipped wings, thus appeared on a no fly list.
Why did Bob Sanders join the TSA?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He thought it stood for Terminal Success Aspirations.
Why do travelers depart from a "Terminal"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because most trips end up as a dead end.
Why did the rabbit study magic?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To make good use of his lucky rabbit's foot.
Why don't we flip dice and toss coins? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they might flip and toss back.
Why did the magician bring an arc welder onto stage?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He was trying to get a bead on a chosen card.
Where could sober drivers sell their legal alcohol allowance? (You know like carbon) |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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At the W.C. Fields and Dean Martin memorial museum.
When is a magic act over?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When the audience leaves!
What makes people volunteer to help a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A heart felt desire to help out the poor and disabled.
Why did the magician keep making his assistant disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Otherwise, he'll have to pay her.
Why do magicians make such poor witnesses? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they lie through their teeth for a living.
Why would you want to now you see it now you don't?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To illustrate productivity in America.
Why do playing cards have a Jack but no Jill? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because ladies prefer to jack around when they are playing cards.
Why did the magician want to marry a horse?
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