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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts 
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It was the only one who would watch a trick..
Why did the magician only use gold coins?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To match his front tooth.
Why do the Backs of Bicycles show riders' faces? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because the would be double backs if they showed the other side.
Why did Howdy Doody try to saw flubadub in half?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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He tries every summer, fall, winter & spring..
Why did the magician keep posting in this section?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he has no life.
What did the pelican say to the magician's assistant?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Nobody ever says keep a stiff bottom lip.
How is having a magician's assistant like being in assisted living? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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What you can't do for yourself, the assistant can do.
Why did the magician pour jello into molds shaped like handcuffs?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When he tried pounding Jello into that shape it didn't work.
Why did the magician do his act wearing swim fins? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He was a fan of flipper.
Why did Bob sell the ranch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To get his wealth out of the land of Obamanation.
What is the different in a "force" choice and a Presidential compromise? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The country doesn't get hacked when the party in power rejects the force choice.
Why did the magician always walk around with a chicken on his head?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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When it flaps, it helps him levitate..
Why did the assistant make more money than the magician?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because she had a real job.
Why did the magician slap the queen in the face?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Her drones stung him..
What is the best way to produce a skunk?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Downwind and far, far away.
Why did the magician wear white pantyhose?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It is his maiden show.
Why would you not want a magician for a navigator? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because all magicians are in serious need of direction.
Why did the orthodontist quit and become a magician?
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Bill Knight Veteran user UK 318 Posts
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He was fed up with looking down in the mouth
why did the magician dance
Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he performed in Texas and the audience was shooting at his feet.
Why did the magician turn his assistant into a moose?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The act was obviously going under (water).
What is the difference between a flea circus and fleeing the circus? |
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