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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because musicians don't lay eggs.
What was the magician's assistant's real revenge?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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She unlocked the exit doors before the show..
What did the magician use for gypsy thread?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A long think string of gypsies spun together.
How did the magician patter?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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On the head..
Why did the magician charge double for tickets?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he was going to blow all the tricks twice.
Why did the magician keep a cab waiting?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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He needed his wife to drive him home..
What did the magician find in his temple screen?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A flyer with a coupon off for 15% at KFC.
Why did the magician deliver the pizza?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Everything else in his act was flat too!
Why do magicians have ZipLoc bags in their pockets? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Ya gotta keep your lunch someplace.
Why did the magician drop the last letter off of his last name?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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Because Assh just didn't sound right..
Why did the magician do strolling magic in the soup kitchen?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they were tired of feeding him for free.
Why did the magician use a cane for a dancing partner?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It has no toes to step on.
Why aren't all canes black? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It would be discrimination.
Why did the magician hide his booze in his squared circle?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When the black art quit working the booze does.
How did we know that you could sell a hooked coin to a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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We know all magicians are hooked.
How do you take the wind out of a magician's sails?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Unwind him!
How does a magician learn which side of a solid colored silk is up? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Like everything else, by starting at the bottom.
How did the magician remove the tar and feathers?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He made them finger lickin' good.
Why does the magician use a camel? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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It was assistant for sands of the desert.
What was the magicians favorite coin?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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One he can actually spend.
Why did the magician buy a truck load of root beer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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