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Because musicians don't lay eggs.


What was the magician's assistant's real revenge?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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She unlocked the exit doors before the show..

What did the magician use for gypsy thread?...
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A long think string of gypsies spun together.


How did the magician patter?
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On the head..

Why did the magician charge double for tickets?...
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Father Photius
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Because he was going to blow all the tricks twice.

Why did the magician keep a cab waiting?
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He needed his wife to drive him home..

What did the magician find in his temple screen?...
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A flyer with a coupon off for 15% at KFC.


Why did the magician deliver the pizza?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Everything else in his act was flat too!

Why do magicians have ZipLoc bags in their pockets?
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Ya gotta keep your lunch someplace.


Why did the magician drop the last letter off of his last name?
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Because Assh just didn't sound right..

Why did the magician do strolling magic in the soup kitchen?...
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Because they were tired of feeding him for free.


Why did the magician use a cane for a dancing partner?
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Bob Sanders
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It has no toes to step on.

Why aren't all canes black?
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Father Photius
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It would be discrimination.

Why did the magician hide his booze in his squared circle?
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When the black art quit working the booze does.

How did we know that you could sell a hooked coin to a magician?
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Father Photius
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We know all magicians are hooked.


How do you take the wind out of a magician's sails?
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Bob Sanders
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Unwind him!

How does a magician learn which side of a solid colored silk is up?
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Father Photius
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Like everything else, by starting at the bottom.

How did the magician remove the tar and feathers?
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He made them finger lickin' good.

Why does the magician use a camel?
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It was assistant for sands of the desert.

What was the magicians favorite coin?
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One he can actually spend.


Why did the magician buy a truck load of root beer?
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