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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because he was a red neck magician.
Why did the magician secretly back palm his assistant a tampon? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he reached into the wrong side of the change bag.
Why did the clown commit suicide?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he could not compete against Dynamo.
What did Fr. Photius say after he put on a clown outfit? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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Nobody's nose is the trouble I've seen.
Why did Santa borrow Dynamike's red suit? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because Kyle Peron wouldn't loan him the red jacket of mystery.
Why did the magician put coal into his assistant's sock?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Because he ran out of stinky cheese.
Why did the magician run from the IRS ?
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Their tomatoes are bigger..
What did the magician wear on xmas eve?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His birthday suit.
Why did the magician's assistant change the tags on all the presents?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the welfare investigators were coming down the street inspecting.
Why did the tickets sell out for Dynamo's performance? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because everyone thought it was going to be a Jimmie Walker concert.
Why did the magician stick his head into a milk container?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because a sign read "No black performers allowed."
Why did 80% of magicians switch to clowning in 2011? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they are all insane.
Why don't Dynamike and Fr. Photius have a life so they are on the Café on Christmas eve?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they are dreaming of a "Magic" Christmas.
Who will go to bed first tonight, Dynamike or Fr. Photius? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Whoever sees or hears Santa first..
What was in the magicians xmas stocking?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Nothing on Dynamike's ghetto side of town.
Why does Santa only deliver presents to wealthy areas? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it pays to know your customers.
What happened when the Magician shot his Red Rider Daisy Air Rifle?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He caught the pellet between his teeth.
When is Dynamike going to win his next magic award? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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I'm not sure , but I heard that it was going to be a real cold day somewhere.
Why did the magician stuff a rabbit in his stocking?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because she was a Playboy magician.
How does Dynamike win so many magic awards on the east coast? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He gets all the other magicians to move to the west coast.
How did the magician make the reindeer disappear?
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