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He used the wrong clown bang gun.
Why does Fr. Photius stay up so late to post on the Café? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Because he is in a different zone.
Why did the magician oversleep on Christmas?
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because someone was sleeping under him.
What did the magician say about the snowstorm he was stuck in? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He sang "Snowbody Knows the Trouble I've not Seen".
Why doesn't Santa Dye his beard? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Cause then mommy can't tickle his chin under his beard so snowy white when she is kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe.
Why did the magician steal Santa's Reindeer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they were not born in America.
What did Fr. Photius say when his beard kept getting in his was as he performed? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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"Why is my beard in my was?"...
Why did the magician make a snow angel?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He performed for an Eskimo teacher.
Why did Dynamike leave the words, "Catch me if you can?" |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He likes to taunt his audiences.
Why did the magician douse his assistant with gasoline?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It has become more expensive than Paris perfume.
How do you tell if a rope is too short? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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By taking it for a long walk.
Why did the magician try to vanish his paycheck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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It was cheaper than cashing it..
What did the magician produce on New Year's Eve?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A huge hangover.
What did the magician do with all the pink elephants he collected on New Year's Eve?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He took them to the car wash to see if they were really white elephants.
What would you call a sober guy in New Orleans? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Lost.
What can you put in a dove pan to make an audience of drunks roar?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Breathalizer jamming devices.
Why can't magicians draw disability? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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They never have a pencil..
What was under the magicians card castle?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A paper queen and king.
Why did the clown call Dynamo before putting on his make-up? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His mirror was broken and he needed a shiney nose to look in and see what he was doing.
Why did the magician's assistant put hot sauce in the magician's coffee?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they wanted to break the record by performing a whole week without going to sleep.
What did the magician do to make his assistant's period go away? |
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