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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Bob, Photius is not that motivated, and Bob can keep him busy correcting spelling.
Why did the magician cut up his kuma tubes?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wasn't tall enough to cut them down.
Why do magicians carry blindfolds with them? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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So they can't see the moment they perform a sleight..
Why was Sylvia Brown at a magic convention?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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She forsaw something tricky.
Why did the magician enroll in cooking school?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He wanted to fry his audience..
Why did the magician like jokers?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They made him laugh.
Why did the magician set his check on fire?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To save time since it was a hot check anyway.
Why did the magician fly his flag at half mast right before his show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because in his hurry he forgot to zip it up all the way.
What did the Great Tomsoni say after the bird did its business on his lapel?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Just in the stitch of time!
What does a magician do with the knots that came off silks? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Makes them into sow's ear.
Why did the magician hide his die box?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It made too much noise.
Why did the magician not expect the Zombie cloth to move? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He didn't think his act would get a rise out of the living dead.
Why did Nani dye her hair red?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To signal people to STOP and LOOK.
Why do we talk about magic in colors? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Black and White went out of vogue in the 60's.
Why did the magician keep his money in a coffee can?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Trying to avoid being caught sleeping.
Why do doves have a long toe that points backwards? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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For making a hasty retreat.
Why did the magician dye all his doves yellow?
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts
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To use 'em waith caution.
Why did I join this thread?
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because you belong here, lol.
What happened when the magician only found a pair of shoes in the bottom of his sword basket?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He got a contract with the Oprah for sole magic.
Why do they call consideration for expenses from actually Earned Income a tax deduction and real handouts from taxpayer money for unearned inputs "Tax Credits"? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because Congress always wants to take the credit, but never be responsible for the expense.
Why did the magician use a kangaroo's pouch as a change bag?
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