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Father Photius
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Bob, Photius is not that motivated, and Bob can keep him busy correcting spelling.

Why did the magician cut up his kuma tubes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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He wasn't tall enough to cut them down.

Why do magicians carry blindfolds with them?
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So they can't see the moment they perform a sleight..

Why was Sylvia Brown at a magic convention?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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She forsaw something tricky.


Why did the magician enroll in cooking school?
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He wanted to fry his audience..

Why did the magician like jokers?...
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Father Photius
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They made him laugh.

Why did the magician set his check on fire?
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Bob Sanders
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To save time since it was a hot check anyway.

Why did the magician fly his flag at half mast right before his show?
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Father Photius
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Because in his hurry he forgot to zip it up all the way.


What did the Great Tomsoni say after the bird did its business on his lapel?
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Bob Sanders
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Just in the stitch of time!

What does a magician do with the knots that came off silks?
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Father Photius
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Makes them into sow's ear.


Why did the magician hide his die box?
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Bob Sanders
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It made too much noise.

Why did the magician not expect the Zombie cloth to move?
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Father Photius
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He didn't think his act would get a rise out of the living dead.

Why did Nani dye her hair red?
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Bob Sanders
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To signal people to STOP and LOOK.

Why do we talk about magic in colors?
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Father Photius
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Because Black and White went out of vogue in the 60's.


Why did the magician keep his money in a coffee can?
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Bob Sanders
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Trying to avoid being caught sleeping.

Why do doves have a long toe that points backwards?
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Father Photius
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For making a hasty retreat.


Why did the magician dye all his doves yellow?
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To use 'em waith caution.


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Father Photius
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Because you belong here, lol.


What happened when the magician only found a pair of shoes in the bottom of his sword basket?
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He got a contract with the Oprah for sole magic.

Why do they call consideration for expenses from actually Earned Income a tax deduction and real handouts from taxpayer money for unearned inputs "Tax Credits"?
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Because Congress always wants to take the credit, but never be responsible for the expense.

Why did the magician use a kangaroo's pouch as a change bag?
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