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Father Photius
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Smile real big and say "Surprise"

What do you do if you telephone Harris and Nigel answers the phone?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Say, "Let me speak to the dummy" Smile

What do you do if you telephone photius and Nigel answers the phone?
Father Photius
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Say, "sorry , I got the wrong number"

What do you say if you phone Nigel and Cookie Monster answers the phone?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Leave a crummy message.

What do you do with a crummy act?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
magicgeorge
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Put it on youtube.

How many penguins does it take to paint a bus?
Chappo
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Bris Vegas
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Depends on how many you want to throw at it.

Why do owls sleep during the day?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,

The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again


- 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940)
magicgeorge
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Because when the moon goes down there is nothing to owl at.

Why did the owl 'owl?
Chappo
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Owl am I supposed to know?

What's the difference between an egg and dead skunk?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,

The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again


- 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940)
harris
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Harris Deutsch
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One got scrambled the other got SCRAMBLED.

(cue the music dead skunk in the middle of the road playing under the above set up and punch line...ps..love the Nigel stuff...He and the rest of the nearly normal puppets are completing the first part of the middle school drama classes Puppetry Workshop. In may we share with the 8th graders)

What is most troubling to 8th grade boys?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magicgeorge
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8th grade girls

Why did the magic butcher cry?
magic4u02
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You can't dip your toast into a fried dead skunk.

What's he difference between a really bad magician and bad smelling cheese?
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magicgeorge
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Keep up, Kyle!

One's the performer the other's the material.

Why did the magic butcher cry?
ERIC
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Because his hand chopper broke.

Why did the hand chopper break?
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Harris Deutsch
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The magician picked Kal-el as a volunteer.

Why did Superman stop doing his "X-Ray Vision" Act?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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ERIC
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He worked an old age home and got sick from seeing all those wrinkles and ratty boxer shorts.

Why did Batman teach the wall walk to Chris Angel?
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Harris Deutsch
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Robin had flown away.

Why do birds fly south..(think and stretch for the answer)
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ERIC
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Because if they fly west, the day seems to go on forever.

If you are in Australia, do birds fly North for the winter?
magicgeorge
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Because Australia needs our custard. See, I didn't say anything about it being too far to walk..ooops.

Why did the hedgehog hibernate in a shoe box?
ERIC
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Because what was in your hatbox scared him! (Couldn't resist)

If sonic the hedgehog met your hat, what would he call it?
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That's weird. Eric posted while I was writing and we both mentioned Australia!

OK.

Yes, because they fly north for the summer but their summer is our winter so they cancel each other out.

Why did the hedgehog hibernate in a shoe box?
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