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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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So people would watch his feet.
Who decides if an envelope has a top or an end opening? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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The director, of course.
Why did the magician live on a diet solely of banana pudding?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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He did not want to slip up..
Why did the magician produce half an apple?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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The other half was held for taxes.
Why do magicians like to eat pizza?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They are flat like our wallets.
Why is there so little bicycle magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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They don't like to compete with the cards.
Why did the magician insist on speaking in Chinese?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He wanted to keep the original slant to the presentation.
Why are there so few tricks using grits? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because Rosalynn doesn't let Jimmy get out of the house that much.
Why did the magician take a chain saw to his levitation illusion?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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Tnt was too dangerous..
Why did the magician do 15 shows in one night?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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He was determined to get it right at least once.
Why do magicians almost always end up sleeping on the couch?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The more magicians get known, the more often access is denied.
Why is flight insurance cheaper for magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because their life is cheaper to start with.
Why did a sane woman marry a magician?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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She was tricked!
Why is there no market for Used Magicians? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because new magicians work so cheap.
Why did the newbie magician write a magic book?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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He had to hurry while he knew it all.
Why did the honest magician title his book "Old Magic Again". |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because it is only old magic that is worth seeing again.
Why did the magician wear bright orange jock shorts?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Budget cutbacks for clothing in the prison work release program.
Why doesn't TV provide Magic Rest Stops between commercials? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because it would cut into serious bathroom time.
Why did the magician cut out the seat of his pants.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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So when he sat down, it sounded like at least one person applauded his show..
Why did the magician drink 4 milkshakes before his show?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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(stop if , Joseph, stop it, I almost couldn't breath from laughing so hard at that one!)
He wanted to fatten up the act a little. Why did the magician pour lighter fluid into cumberbun?
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