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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He wanted everything to come out all right..
Why did the magician collect rare tricks?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because the well done ones gave him indigestion.
What did the magician do when his water pipes froze?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He got his routine down cold.
Why do magicians only print? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
It's the write thing to do..
Why did the assistant lose 50 pounds?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because she was tired of carrying the magician's bags.
Why did the magician chase the prairie dog?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He kept getting in his table wells.
Why do left handed assistants hate the ZigZag? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because they always want to zag when they should be zigging.
Why did the magician cut the bottom out of his cups?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
So he could see the ball change places.
Why does a theater have to have a rear stage Exit but not an Entrance? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because the performers are less interested in making a fast entrance as they are a hasty retreat.
Why did the magician hide his lunch in his Dean's Box?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Because he thought they said "Beans Box".
Why do magicians carry two wallets? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
One for their money, one for their ego.
Why did the magician put margarine on his coins?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Why use real butter on fake coins?
Why don't magicians use live squirrels in their acts? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
They can't stand the competition.
Why did Larry the Cable Guy refuse to go to the magic show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
It wasn't pre-recorded.
Since the Ace of Spades is the Death card, what is the Life card? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Life isn't a card, Life is a cereal, ask Mikey.
Why did the magician spray his rabbits with static guard?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
To keep it from sticking to his silks.
Why are magicians switching to snowshoe rabbits? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because with the recent storms the price of snow shoes has rocketed.
Why did the magician gold plate his dove pan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
So you couldn't see where he used black art wells.
Why don't doves mind sharing a magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because they are a bunch of bird brains.
Why did the magician stuff his wife's car with silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
To help her enjoy a smooth ride.
Why don't donkeys have more smaller ears instead of two large ones? |
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