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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts 
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He has memorized all his bookings... all belong to his wife.
Why do stage magicians always have beautiful girls working with them?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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If you have to pay them, why work with ugly women?
Why did the magician flush all his sponge balls down the toilet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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He had them for dinner the night before.
Why is the hand faster than the eyes?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because if it isn't all of us are out of work.
Why did the magician's assistant fill the sub trunk with bananas?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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She has to bring food for her children who are playing amongst the trees.
Why is the chop cup called the chop cup?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it isn't called the vessel with the pessel.
Why did the magician buy a '52 DeSoto?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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His '49 DeSoto tuckered out.
Why do magicians have to live with birds and rabbits? |
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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They don't want to make their wives reappear
Why do magicians perform on the street?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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It is the venue they can afford.
What is there modern about street magic? |
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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Competition is so keen that magicians have to pay audience to watch their performance.
when is a good time for a magician to retire?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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EARLY!
What do magicians think about as they brush their teeth? |
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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They got to stop using @&%# Language in their performance.
What is the difference between stage magic and street magic?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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$100 a show..
When is the best time to do the bill change?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When no one is looking!
What is the difference between a busker and a magician without a venue? |
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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One knows how to cut cost right from the start of his career and the other takes 20 years to realise.
When can a magician be rich?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The insurance company replaces the money produced in Miser's Dream.
Why does the magician empty his pockets before his act? |
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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He knows the only way for him to get any tips is to rely on sympathy.
Why does a magician sneeze during his performance?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Whiffle Dust!
How does a magician tell if a wand is right or left handed? |
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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He couldn't, he is ambidextrous.
When can a Magician be the President of America?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When American voters are ready to admit how easy they really are to fool.
Why do magicians need to use very bright colors in their acts? |
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