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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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The audience needs something to look at.
Why did the magician scramble eggs in his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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He had no pancake mix..
What did the magician invent to help with his sleights?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Blindfolds for the audience!
Why do chefs wear white hats and magicians wear black hats? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because nobody wants to eat what a magician cooks up.
Why did the magician gold plate all his silver coins?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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He thought he could get at least get some tips using more expensive coins.
Why do some lawyers learn magic?
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To see if the hands really can be faster than shifty eyes.
Why don't rattle snakes bite lawyers? |
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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Lawyers rattle louder and longer.
What job is most similar to a magician?
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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Alms collector..
What did the magician bring to the IRS?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Impossible claims of income.
What is the difference in busking and working a bread line? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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The bread line pays better dough..
Why did the magician perform in a caboose?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts
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That's the only place that offered him any tips.
Why would anyone want to marry a magician?
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Because if he came up missing there would be no investigation!
Why are weathermen good magicians? |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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For them Highs and Lows are just another day at the office.
Why don't magicians wear cleats? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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They won't attach to their hush-puppies..
Why do magicians want to always see demos?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Even their cold reading isn't even warm.
Why do some magicians have to wear suspenders? |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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They represent the perfect distraction.
Why do sanitation engineers make the best magicians?
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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They like to know that the audience will flush.
Why don't basketballs have a core? |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Because they are now grown seedless.
Why do rabbits prefer to perform in hats ?
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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To keep their ears warm.
Why don't rabbits have long tails? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because if they did they would be squirrels.
Why did Bullwinkle buy a zig zag illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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