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Father Photius
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The audience needs something to look at.


Why did the magician scramble eggs in his hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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He had no pancake mix..

What did the magician invent to help with his sleights?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Blindfolds for the audience!

Why do chefs wear white hats and magicians wear black hats?
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Father Photius
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Because nobody wants to eat what a magician cooks up.


Why did the magician gold plate all his silver coins?
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He thought he could get at least get some tips using more expensive coins.

Why do some lawyers learn magic?
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
Bob Sanders
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To see if the hands really can be faster than shifty eyes.

Why don't rattle snakes bite lawyers?
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Lawyers rattle louder and longer.

What job is most similar to a magician?
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joseph
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Alms collector..

What did the magician bring to the IRS?...
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Bob Sanders
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Impossible claims of income.

What is the difference in busking and working a bread line?
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The bread line pays better dough..

Why did the magician perform in a caboose?...
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That's the only place that offered him any tips.

Why would anyone want to marry a magician?
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Bob Sanders
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Because if he came up missing there would be no investigation!

Why are weathermen good magicians?
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Bob Sanders
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For them Highs and Lows are just another day at the office.

Why don't magicians wear cleats?
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They won't attach to their hush-puppies..

Why do magicians want to always see demos?...
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Bob Sanders
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Even their cold reading isn't even warm.

Why do some magicians have to wear suspenders?
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hbwolkov
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They represent the perfect distraction.

Why do sanitation engineers make the best magicians?
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Bob Sanders
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They like to know that the audience will flush.

Why don't basketballs have a core?
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hbwolkov
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Because they are now grown seedless.

Why do rabbits prefer to perform in hats ?
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Bob Sanders
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To keep their ears warm.

Why don't rabbits have long tails?
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Father Photius
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Because if they did they would be squirrels.

Why did Bullwinkle buy a zig zag illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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