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To see if it fit 'up his sleeve'..

What magician has the most doves?...
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I don't recall the name, but I hear he is strictly for the birds.

Why did the magician fill the sub trunk with concrete?
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He got it confused with a light / heavy box.

Why did the tree-huggers do away with fire extinguishers?
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No one wanted to carry them..

When is the best time for juggling?...
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Tax Day! April 15th!

What does a juggler dream about?
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Doing 5 to 10 in a federal pen for juggling his taxes.


Why did the magician perform in front of a red backdrop?
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He didn't do blue material.

Where do magicians find chickens to lay gimmicked eggs?
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In the Booby hatchery.

Why is Bob Sanders nothing like a good magician?
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When your email address is Amazedwiz@yahoo.com it's not a trick!

Why do we think of magicians in El Paso as being borderline personalities?
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Because they can be real lassos..

Why did the magician switch to rope tricks?...
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He is on a mission to see to it that there is no piece of rope left long enough to hang him.

How could you use a mirror beer bottle?
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To see if it would reflect upon your act well.

Why did the magician go on a salad diet?
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Ever talent buyer he called said "Let us alone!"

Who teaches a magician to tie his shoes?
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No one they all are and wear loafers.


What does a magician feed his tigers?
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Sedatives..

Why did the magician do 6 shows in the heat?...
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It was proof of a Hot Rod Force.

Why are there more posts than post holes?
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Because magicians keep stealing the holes to use as black art wells.

Why did the magician stuff his socks with bacon?
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The boiling grease felt good on his athletes foot..

Why did the magician buy 10,000 rubber bands?...
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To play at 10,000 rubber dance halls.

Why did the magician eat all of his silks?
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He thought that he would morf into a butterfly.

Why don't magicians do Cups and Balls at a hardware store?
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