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ERIC
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Because what was in your hatbox scared him! (Couldn't resist)

If sonic the hedgehog met your hat, what would he call it?

Daja veu
magicgeorge
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Huh, this has got messy.

Sonic would call it a cadaver.

What's black and white and red all under?
ERIC
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A skunk that was run over on the street.

What would his name be?
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Splatrick the ex-stinked.

How many kittens does it take to fill a crocodile?
ERIC
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Don't know, I'm still feeding them as fast as I can.

Why do you "Never smile at a crocodile?
magic4u02
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Cause everyone knows that a smile is the universal croc sign for "FREE LUNCH!" Besides they think it's totally dorky and dorks are first on their list of people to eat.

Why do you never smile at Eric?
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He might smile back.

What is the name of a magician's pet gerbil?
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Livestock production item 37

Why did the weasel woo a woodpecker?
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If um I have to state it, then I may get kicked off the Café. lol

What did George name is furry hat?
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I think the question is why not what.

What's big, red and eats gerbils?
Father Photius
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Kyle

What's the worst trick Kyle ever performed?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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The Amazing Vanishing Gerbil

Why don't more gerbils go to college?
Father Photius
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There are too many rats on the faculty already.

What do you get when you cross a gerbil with kyle's mustache?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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No fair... I can't answer this lol. Ok I will play nice and let someone else chime in. Be nice. I must go back to being big, red and eating gerbils.
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Harris Deutsch
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A gerbil that gets food in his exercise wheel.

Why did Harris cross the road?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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To get to the other slide

What's blue and smelly and goes up and down?
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(I do have several "slides" on slide.com....hee hee)

Cookie Monster after getting the stomach flue.

Where to puppets like to go out to eat?
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Geppetto's

Of what do puppets dream?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Georgio (one of my marionettes) dreams of taking over the world.
(that was one of the episodes of Greenwhich Mean Time 10:00 a syndicated radio show back in the 80's) I called it When Puppets Dream...but I digress)

Where do puppets buy their clothes?
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From Steve the Taylor

What do you get if you cross a muppet with Larry Bean?
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