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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts 
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Because what was in your hatbox scared him! (Couldn't resist)
If sonic the hedgehog met your hat, what would he call it? Daja veu |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Huh, this has got messy.
Sonic would call it a cadaver. What's black and white and red all under? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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A skunk that was run over on the street.
What would his name be? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Splatrick the ex-stinked.
How many kittens does it take to fill a crocodile? |
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Don't know, I'm still feeding them as fast as I can.
Why do you "Never smile at a crocodile? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Cause everyone knows that a smile is the universal croc sign for "FREE LUNCH!" Besides they think it's totally dorky and dorks are first on their list of people to eat.
Why do you never smile at Eric?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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He might smile back.
What is the name of a magician's pet gerbil? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Livestock production item 37
Why did the weasel woo a woodpecker? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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If um I have to state it, then I may get kicked off the Café. lol
What did George name is furry hat?
Kyle Peron
http://www.kylekellymagic.com Entertainers Product Site http://kpmagicproducts.com Join Our Facebook Fan Page at http://facebook.com/perondesign |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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I think the question is why not what.
What's big, red and eats gerbils? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Kyle
What's the worst trick Kyle ever performed?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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The Amazing Vanishing Gerbil
Why don't more gerbils go to college? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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There are too many rats on the faculty already.
What do you get when you cross a gerbil with kyle's mustache?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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No fair... I can't answer this lol. Ok I will play nice and let someone else chime in. Be nice. I must go back to being big, red and eating gerbils.
Kyle Peron
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8696 Posts
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A gerbil that gets food in his exercise wheel.
Why did Harris cross the road?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8696 Posts
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(I do have several "slides" on slide.com....hee hee)
Cookie Monster after getting the stomach flue. Where to puppets like to go out to eat?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1181 Posts
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Geppetto's
Of what do puppets dream?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8696 Posts
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Georgio (one of my marionettes) dreams of taking over the world.
(that was one of the episodes of Greenwhich Mean Time 10:00 a syndicated radio show back in the 80's) I called it When Puppets Dream...but I digress) Where do puppets buy their clothes?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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From Steve the Taylor
What do you get if you cross a muppet with Larry Bean? |
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