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They think that the secret to the big loads is grease.

Why is the dry cleaners a bad place to do magic?
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They already know how to make things disappear.

Why are there no parking spaces marked for "Magicians Only"?
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They are invisible like the car.

Why do hobby magicians use names with the word "magic" in them?
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Bob Sanders
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To help them get borrowed image from good magicians.

How does a magician explain being late for his show?
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He blames his wife.

How does a magician get a bank to give him a loan?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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With a mask & a gun..

Why did the magician, juggler and vent eat dinner together?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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One to order, one to spread the wealth and one to borrow the money to pay. (Nothing really happened!)

How do magicians figure their income taxes?
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With an abacus..

Why do magicians pay their taxes early?...
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To catch them on the off beat.

Why should Washington DC correctly be called "Boot Hill"?
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They wouldn't let them call it booty hill..

What fell out of the magician's tt?...
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Bob Sanders
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All of the integrity in DC and a water melon.

Why do magicians avoid using ragtime music?
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Because Lance Burton doesn't..

What did the magician push thru a solid glass plate?...
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A beam from a flash light!

How do magicians know which half of a nutshell to use?
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Whichever one tastes better..

Why did the magician do a show for $1?...
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Because he told them he certainly was not a two bit magician.

What is a magician's favorite invisible color?
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Whichever one matches the scarf in his pocket

Why was the magician thrown out of the capitol lobby?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Bob Sanders
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He was accused of lurking with intent to loiter.

What is often missing from a magician's serial number?
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Real ink..

Why did the magician use metal cards?...
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He read "Cards as Weapons".

How do you shell a coin?
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Shet up a booth

What did the magician do when he realized he had just dropped a $50 gaffed coin in a vending machine?
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